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aim confessions: saline
goodtosixes266: i want a cock
goodtosixes266: do u think if i worked out hard enough
goodtosixes266: i could get one?
Lcy5140: yeah
Lcy5140: cuz keep thinking about a cock...and then when cockness reaches 100% BOOM COCK! in your hands....or mouth if thats how you were thinking about it. or anywhere. i mean it could be in your goddamn pillow if you wanted it there
Lcy5140: oh fuck
Lcy5140: i read what you said wrong
goodtosixes266: wait no
goodtosixes266: explain
goodtosixes266: that's going ont he profile tho
Lcy5140: ok
goodtosixes266: hahaha
goodtosixes266: are u talkign about cocks?
Lcy5140: i thought you said just working in general...but i guess that works too. cuz i guess someone has to be determined
Lcy5140: yeah im talking about cocks
goodtosixes266: how they work when they're hard?
Lcy5140: yeah...sure
Lcy5140: it fun saying that
goodtosixes266: it goes a little sompin like this
goodtosixes266: a boy gets excited
goodtosixes266: and literally
goodtosixes266: it just shoots up
goodtosixes266: then if he is slightly unexcited
goodtosixes266: it starts to droop a little
goodtosixes266: then when he is not horn at all it flops down all sad
goodtosixes266: like an elephants nose
goodtosixes266: it's so sweet
goodtosixes266: i wish i had the ability
Lcy5140: ohhhhhhhhhhh.....so thats how it works. so if i were to stick a camera up his ass to check his colon he might be an elephant nose. but if i were to say surround him with pussies he might shoot up
goodtosixes266: absolutely
goodtosixes266: ok
goodtosixes266: that one is better
goodtosixes266: that is going on the profile instead
goodtosixes266: yah guys are fucking retarded as shit
goodtosixes266: then after they cum they want tnothing to do with u
goodtosixes266: they aren't horny in the least bit
goodtosixes266: elephant nose= boring dude
Lcy5140: yeah...thats when you staple it in...and scream in a scary smoker voice: I AINT DUNE YIT
goodtosixes266: i'm so lost
goodtosixes266: ok
goodtosixes266: u are high'
goodtosixes266: and that's ok with me
goodtosixes266: i'm exhausted
goodtosixes266: and would like a drink
Lcy5140: oh dear lord
goodtosixes266: whores are pretty much among us
Lcy5140: i mean what if we were like the girls on montel and maury and were sent to boot camp cuz we had sex with male whores
goodtosixes266: if that were the case... i would be in hevaen
goodtosixes266: *heaven
goodtosixes266: no doubt in my mind
goodtosixes266: living the dream
goodtosixes266: the american dream
Lcy5140: and then we would start crying because the sexually frustrated drill instructor wants to fuck you but cant and so he screams at you like you were his wife...wonderful fun
Lcy5140: haha...that'd be hilarious
Lcy5140: seeing someone you know on a talkshow
goodtosixes266: no i'd be like "look bitch, take it in the ass"
goodtosixes266: i know
Lcy5140: and being sent to boot camp
goodtosixes266: i'd fucking tape it
goodtosixes266: i would tape it
Lcy5140: yeah
goodtosixes266: yes
goodtosixes266: absolutely
Lcy5140: sweet
goodtosixes266: laura i want u to seriously just go nuts one week
goodtosixes266: get drunk
goodtosixes266: and high
goodtosixes266: and skip school
goodtosixes266: and fuck
goodtosixes266: and all of this shit
Lcy5140: lol...in college liz...in college
goodtosixes266: no
goodtosixes266: never
goodtosixes266: i have no self ocntrol
goodtosixes266: i dont know how u manage
Lcy5140: i wouldnt mind getting drunk once before college....i'd like to know how that is...drugs...i can wait on that. sex. well i want to wait for the right guy. and skipping school. I WANT TO SO FUCKING BAD. but i dont think it would work...i'd worry and it would be a mess
goodtosixes266: senior year
Lcy5140: it wouldnt be fun...cuz i freak out and be i should be in school
goodtosixes266: skip al the time
Lcy5140: yeah...
goodtosixes266: be like
goodtosixes266: "i have to go to the GYNO"
goodtosixes266: ur profile fucking rules
goodtosixes266: please put
goodtosixes266: at the bottom of ur profile
goodtosixes266: <3 felipe 4 eva :-*
Lcy5140: shit...that was awhile ago...ok
goodtosixes266: please do that one
Lcy5140: its on
goodtosixes266: sweeet
goodtosixes266: hahahaha
goodtosixes266: everyone will be like
goodtosixes266: "holy shit what?"
Lcy5140: who's felipe
Lcy5140: omg
goodtosixes266: hahha
goodtosixes266: is he new?
Lcy5140: who is he
Lcy5140: omg
Lcy5140: is he from mexico
Lcy5140: does he speak mexican
Lcy5140: omg
Lcy5140: does he drink the water down there
goodtosixes266: omg
goodtosixes266: does he shit from the water?
goodtosixes266: does he make enchiladas?
Lcy5140: omg
Lcy5140: what a trooper
goodtosixes266: does he eat tacos?
goodtosixes266: does he work at taco bell?
goodtosixes266: probably
goodtosixes266: he is MEXICAN
Lcy5140: is his favorito taco el burrito
Lcy5140: omg
Lcy5140: does he wear a sombrero
Lcy5140: can he sing and play the guitar like antonio bandares
goodtosixes266: omg
Lcy5140: does he look like antonio
goodtosixes266: has he SEEN SHREK 2?
Lcy5140: lol
goodtosixes266: puss and boots?
Lcy5140: omg
goodtosixes266: does he have an accent?
goodtosixes266: is his wang dirty
Lcy5140: has he met castro
Lcy5140: is he a illegal cuban
Lcy5140: can he role cigars
Lcy5140: *rool
Lcy5140: *roll
goodtosixes266: hahahhaha
goodtosixes266: good one
goodtosixes266: does he ride on rafts?
Lcy5140: omg
goodtosixes266: is he a dolphin manufacturor?
goodtosixes266: is he catholic?
goodtosixes266: are you? do you have faith in christ?
goodtosixes266: does he?
goodtosixes266: do you use protection?
Lcy5140: did he have to swim across to florida or just get smuggled in a coffin like they did in bad boys II
goodtosixes266: do you eat at chi chis all the time?
goodtosixes266: or just taco bell
goodtosixes266: hahahahha
goodtosixes266: u are winning
goodtosixes266: urs are better
Lcy5140: urs are sweet too
Lcy5140: omg...
goodtosixes266: has he ever picked a cocoa bean?
goodtosixes266: is he tan?
Lcy5140: is his hair greased back
Lcy5140: omg
goodtosixes266: does he have to wear sunblock?
goodtosixes266: does he know all the words to la bomba?
Lcy5140: is he fat from eating all the tacos
Lcy5140: omg does he listen to ricky martin
goodtosixes266: was selena his sister?
goodtosixes266: or just his daughter?
Lcy5140: sweet
Lcy5140: im dying here
goodtosixes266: is his last name rodrigez?
Lcy5140: omg
goodtosixes266: or is it hernandez?
goodtosixes266: is his middle name jesus?
Lcy5140: FUCK
Lcy5140: yes
goodtosixes266: does he worship each domingo
goodtosixes266: ?
Lcy5140: uh huh
goodtosixes266: each and every domingo?
Lcy5140: every monday, tues., wed., thurs, and sat, too
goodtosixes266: fridays are for the jews or some shit
Lcy5140: yeah
Lcy5140: he hates jews
goodtosixes266: oh
Lcy5140: cuz they're jews
goodtosixes266: does he hate mormons?
goodtosixes266: or is he just gay?
Lcy5140: no...but he did try and stab one once
goodtosixes266: is he solely mexican?
goodtosixes266: is he in a gang
goodtosixes266: are they called the holy santos?
Lcy5140: no...he's south american
Lcy5140: omg...is he one of the three amigos
goodtosixes266: is south south american? north south american? or east/west south american?
or central?
Lcy5140: does he say hasta la vista baby
goodtosixes266: hahahahah
goodtosixes266: FUCK YES!
goodtosixes266: or just voy a regresar?
Lcy5140: all south american...he has 5 moms
goodtosixes266: hahahahhaha
goodtosixes266: yesssss
goodtosixes266: u win
goodtosixes266: u totally win
Lcy5140: dude
Lcy5140: fuck yes
goodtosixes266: can he salsa dance?
Lcy5140: yeah
goodtosixes266: is x-tina his distance relative?
Lcy5140: he dances like they do in havana nights
goodtosixes266: is his favorite movie once upon a time in mexico?
Lcy5140: yes
goodtosixes266: o
Lcy5140: he's really into chic and chong (sp)
goodtosixes266: does he star in it?
Lcy5140: also
Lcy5140: yeah
goodtosixes266: does he drink tequila
goodtosixes266: ?
Lcy5140: they always hire out those goddman mexican boys
goodtosixes266: do he and santana make tacos?
Lcy5140: yeah...they also make mexican pastries to pass out to the poor chicos down there
Lcy5140: you know "mexican" charity
Lcy5140: yeah...mexicans are known for being lazier than canadians
Lcy5140: its pretty serious down there
goodtosixes266: if by "mexican" "charity", you mean blow jobs for aids victims who are also rapists.... i'm game
Lcy5140: yes
goodtosixes266: oh.. sign me up
goodtosixes266: hand me a pen
goodtosixes266: and sign
goodtosixes266: me
goodtosixes266: up
Lcy5140: yeah...i'll dial the hotline right now
Lcy5140: its 1-800-blo-cica
goodtosixes266: no
goodtosixes266: it's (324530) 123- cocks on me
Lcy5140: its about 1 mil pesos per minute so...uh
Lcy5140: yeah
goodtosixes266: oh yah but felipe is poor
Lcy5140: thats another major mexican competitor
Lcy5140: yeah...he makes a lot of money prostituting himself
Lcy5140: i'd say his had about 100000000000 men and 2 women
Lcy5140: im gonna be his third pussy when he's had sex with another 100,000 hiv + guys
Lcy5140: the other two were his mom and sister
Lcy5140: gotta keep it in the family down in mexico
goodtosixes266: hahahhaa
goodtosixes266: gotta keep it within the border
goodtosixes266: whatever happens in cobo
goodtosixes266: stays in cobo
Lcy5140: omg
goodtosixes266: and such
Lcy5140: im SO stoked
goodtosixes266: hahha
goodtosixes266: for cobo?
goodtosixes266: totalz
Lcy5140: yeah
Lcy5140: oh my gosh
Lcy5140: yes
Lcy5140: actually felipe was in that episode
Lcy5140: he was the one eating the trash off the ground
goodtosixes266: ok.... i fish
Lcy5140: maybe when i finally get my drivers license you know when im 41 i'll sneak out of the house....i dish
goodtosixes266: hahhahahahahahah
goodtosixes266: i'm geeting my liscence when i die
goodtosixes266: ... to kill
Lcy5140: oh yeah
Lcy5140: i've known other people who do that...felipe's introduced me to em
goodtosixes266: wow
goodtosixes266: u two are a social couple
Lcy5140: they're in purgatory
Lcy5140: its nice there
Lcy5140: we are
goodtosixes266: purgatory is hilarious
Lcy5140: we went to this nice restaurant and we saw satan
Lcy5140: it was amazing
Lcy5140: he was dining with jesus
Lcy5140: felipe was staring so i had to shoot to get him to stop
Lcy5140: you know those mexicans
goodtosixes266: o i do
goodtosixes266: ....
goodtosixes266: i DO
Lcy5140: yeah
Lcy5140: ALL the same
goodtosixes266: EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM
Lcy5140: he almost got down and started praying to jesus...thats when i cut his throat
Lcy5140: i know
goodtosixes266: wow
goodtosixes266: lord have mercy
Lcy5140: they keep crossing the fucking rio grande and taking everybody's jobs
goodtosixes266: CHRIST have mercy
goodtosixes266: BAHHAHAHHAHAHHHA
Lcy5140: MMMMMMMercy
goodtosixes266: ohhhhhh fuck
Lcy5140: Lcy5140: they keep crossing the fucking rio grande and taking everybody's jobs...dude
goodtosixes266: yessssssss
goodtosixes266: i know
goodtosixes266: i know
goodtosixes266: i know
goodtosixes266: i know
goodtosixes266: i know
Lcy5140: this is fun
goodtosixes266: it is
goodtosixes266: it really is
goodtosixes266: i'm starving
goodtosixes266: i really am
Lcy5140: i have mac 'n' cheese...and uhh some uuhhh tubes of crisco but
Lcy5140: you know
Lcy5140: the usual
Lcy5140: i actually have just been snacking all day
Lcy5140: i want some coke...i should make brian go get me some
goodtosixes266: i wish
goodtosixes266: do so
Lcy5140: busch's will be open
goodtosixes266: tell him to come over with u
Lcy5140: yeah
Lcy5140: my mom went to this party tonight with her sorority sisters
goodtosixes266: hahahha
goodtosixes266: got crunk?
Lcy5140: probably
Lcy5140: my mom drinks occasionally
goodtosixes266: i'm laughing out loud
goodtosixes266: thinking about it
Lcy5140: lol
goodtosixes266: dude come over
goodtosixes266: and hang out
Lcy5140: i think im going with my brother to meijers
Lcy5140: to get pop
Lcy5140: k..i'll be back in a while
goodtosixes266: fucker
goodtosixes266: i am going to bed
goodtosixes266: pal
Lcy5140: k
goodtosixes266: peace
Lcy5140: bye
Lcy5140: yeah
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