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I was looking through an old journal of mine and I found this.. it's one of the more amusing things I've written so I figured I'd post it here. I wish I had the patience to write like this more often.
"Relationships cause problems. A lack of relationships causes problems. This is a problem. People copy original people. This is unoriginal. There isn't anything interesting to do if you can't drive a car. Four leaf clovers aren't all that lucky. Stupid kids and superstitious people pick them up and then they die. Three leaf clovers are the lucky ones. Rhyming is a sign of insanity. When you get amnesia the first language you pick up is the first one you learned. My first language was German. In elementary school they had us draw X's in all the little boxes on grid paper. They made us draw a million little X's. Literally. That's a lot of grid paper. I like the smell of listerine. People don't ask me to keep secrets. My brothers first word was fuck. I don't know what mine was. Neither do my parents. I like to shake peoples hands when I meet them. Its always bothered me that oranges don't have a more creative name. I like to eat things that have riboflavin in them. I once took everything out of my cupboard that had riboflavin in it and put it on the counter. I don't know what riboflavin is. Money can buy happiness. Guns don't kill people. Bullets do. Why is it that the options are always either work or school? This is no good. I don't ask people "What's up?" because the last time I did, the reply I got was "My penis." Does do unto others as they would do unto you apply to sadomasochists? There is such a thing as literary porn. It would be really cool to see the world in black and white. And gray. I would get a big kick out of waving a pedestrian onto the crosswalk and then just ramming into them anyway. I can say anything I want to in this little box. It's mine and I didn't have to pay for it. I play The Sims sometimes just so I can create people I don't like and drown them in a pool. I can't give blood because I lived in England during a peak time for mad cow disease. Moo. My grandma thinks boys fancy me because I dyed my hair red. I get distracted a lot. When I remember to, I like writing messages on dollar bills. I spent an hour of my time watching Driven:The Dixie Chicks." -8/13/03
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