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Muffie (killermuffin) wrote,
@ 2004-12-16 04:41:00
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    Muffie Goes a-Caroling
    The restroom door said, "Gentlemen."
    So I just walked inside.
    I took two steps and realized
    I'd been taken for a ride.
    I heard high voices,
    turned and found the place was occupied
    by two nuns, three old ladies, and a nurse.
    What could be worse?
    than two nuns, three old ladies, and a nurse

    The restroom door said, "Gentlemen."
    It must have been a gag.
    As soon as I walked in there
    I ran into some old hag.
    She sprayed me with a can of mace
    and smacked me with her bag.
    I could tell this just wouldn't be my day.
    What can I say?
    It just wasn't turning out to be my day.

    The restroom door said, "Gentlemen."
    And I would like to find
    the crummy little creep
    who had the nerve to switch the sign.
    'Cause I've got two black eyes
    and one high heel up my behind.
    Now I can't sit with comfort and joy.
    Boy oh boy.
    No I'll never sit with comfort and joy.

    Lyrics by Bob Rivers
    Visit Bobrivers.com



    *chortle*


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huskerdude
2004-12-20 22:03 (link)
You're totally crazy :-) I love it :-)

- hoping you get more opportunities to post...

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Merry Christmas!
claudiusmaximus
2004-12-27 06:25 (link)
Hope you have a great year in 2005, too

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