Muffie (killermuffin) wrote, @ 2004-12-16 04:41:00

Muffie Goes a-Caroling
The restroom door said, "Gentlemen."
So I just walked inside.
I took two steps and realized
I'd been taken for a ride.
I heard high voices,
turned and found the place was occupied
by two nuns, three old ladies, and a nurse.
What could be worse?
than two nuns, three old ladies, and a nurse

The restroom door said, "Gentlemen."
It must have been a gag.
As soon as I walked in there
I ran into some old hag.
She sprayed me with a can of mace
and smacked me with her bag.
I could tell this just wouldn't be my day.
What can I say?
It just wasn't turning out to be my day.

The restroom door said, "Gentlemen."
And I would like to find
the crummy little creep
who had the nerve to switch the sign.
'Cause I've got two black eyes
and one high heel up my behind.
Now I can't sit with comfort and joy.
Boy oh boy.
No I'll never sit with comfort and joy.

Lyrics by Bob Rivers
Visit Bobrivers.com



*chortle*

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