|Current mood:|| bouncy|
|Current music:||Nancy Sinatra - These Boots Were Made for Walkin|
And in the end, Cheeselogs will bring salvation...
I'm supposed to be getting ready cause in an hour Shaggy and I are gonna go look at places to live. Hehe. It's gonna be sweet cause we're just gonna go for a walk around the houses by Lander.
Why you ask...even though I doubt you didn't.
Well because I'm a complete moron and can't drive and look at houses at the some time, and I have this thing were I flip the fuck out ifn I don't know where I'm going.
But yeah Shaggy looked at a place friday and the guy renting it was a dick and he actually said Shaggy has to pay last months rent even though he didn't live there. I'm sorry I don't know shit about renting but isn't it the renters problem ifn he didn't have anyone living there to pay $250. $250 for last month plus the $250 down payment AND the rent for the next month ($250 and of course expected. That's fucking $750 -- just to move in *shrug* Anyway the guy was a racist piece of shit so...no.
I rent to Wal-Mart to look for a halloween costume cause I'm too lazy to make one this year..and all my dreams were shattered. I had it planned out -- I was gonna by a kids costume and squeeze my tall, lanky ass into it. However all the cool costumes were gone -- like the Spiderman one was gone and I tried on the Yu-Gi-O..? one on and dammit my tummy would be showing all nite.
So now I'm on to plan B ifn K-Mart doesn't have anything cool -- I'm gonna be a cheesy fuckin ghost. I mean the ghost with the white sheet covered in lil flowers. And I wanna make a lil sign that says boo on it. I think it'll be humorous.
*remembers she has left over tacos in the frig* HOLY SHIT YEAH!
And as we were leaving Wal-Mart Shaggy gets this goofie look on his face and says "here let me get the door for you" in a cheesy voice --
I think ..."what an ass the doors are automatic"
So Shaggy procedes to runs up to the door so it would open before I got there...
In it's retardedness --- it was one of the cutest/sweetest/funniest things I'm ever seen.
I'm gonna self destruct in an hour because reheated tacos are like a death wish ---
Have fun and don't die you damn kangaroos ^_^
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