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T.J. (justinsgirl182) wrote,
@ 2003-09-05 19:06:00
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    Current mood: crazy
    Current music:NOFX - "Vincent" & Queens of the Stone Age - "Go With The Flow" / Sugarcult - "Bouncing Off The Walls"

    Add the funky punk ska
    my master and savior tiffani is forcing me to type on her puter,she has a big black scary dildo pionted at my head and is threating to ram it in my ear if I don't coperate. Anyways!
    what can I say, maybe stuff and stuff??? I could talk about penis or maybe putting babies on spikes, well enough about my sex life.......oh, and that was a joke, for all the stupid people out there that can't understand sick and twisted humor, and that means you! yes you! You there, with your pants down to your ankles, stop playing with your self and read carefully! I am going to devulge some life saving information!!! DO NOT (and I say again) DO NOT ......................well, never mind. You may resume jerking your tally-wacker ( if thats what you call it ). Okay, I can say one thing, never ever go to North Carolina, its not as spiffy as they make it out to be, trust me , I know. I hope that state breaks loose from the continental u.s. and slides into the Atlantic, never to be heard from again. Taking all the low life, dumbass, drunken, ignorant, hypocritical, RETARDS, with it . penis , if your out there, I just want to say,"whats up!"
    I just want to say that I miss my man, Shawn . awwww.........
    we will be together soon... I also miss my children, Mizeree and Aries, pittbulls aren't as bad as ppl. make them out. SO FUCK OFF!!! yay....go team. well, Tiffani is trying to molest me now, so I better go, be good or I'll pull a Vegeta on your asses!!!!MATH!!!!
    oh, by the way, I just saw some horrifing pictures, at first, I thought it was of some kind of cleft chin, manly monster, well......IT WAS!!!!!!!!!!!!! now I'll admit, I'm not much to look at , especially since I gained fucking weight!!!!at least I'm doing something about it though, but that scary person was just tramatizing to look at, it should be a crime, punishable by death, to be so ugly!! no wonder he can't keep his dick in his pants!!!You know why condoms are so very important?! Just look at Sarah!Ugly people shouldn't be allowed to breed! just look what happens!!!!its horrible , isn't it!!!!!!!
    well, more of my thoughts on this situation later......................(idiots)
    But, thats just the rantings of a CrAzY PeRsOn,
    lana pasternak
    anal pastysnak

    Ok, so how can I follow that one? I don't think I can. No need to try. Ok, so we went to Dunedin causeway last night and swimming @ home. Then we went to the mall today and I bought Good Charlotte, New Found Glory, and a Legolas posters! Yay go team! (*Nick Scafetti, thank you, thank you!*) We were gonna go see "American Wedding" tonight b/c I MUST see "I'm their good friend Steven", but Lamb-a hasn't seen hot Johnny Depp and hot Orlando Bloom, so she must be introduced to "Pirates of the Carribean". Yummy! Oh how I'd love to be between those two!!!!!!!! Gary called last night! MATH! Yeah! He loves me! Yay go team! No, yes, man! O, so here are my thoughts...Guess he's taking one for the team. Doing a favor for all of mankind by keeping her in her cage so as to keep her from breeding. Thank you and goodnight! (*Elvis has left the building*)

    Love,
    The Molestor
    Mrs. Johnson (aka - Mrs. Penis)
    Doug



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muffinman79
2003-09-06 18:35 (link)
ummm, i live in NC.......but your right, it does suck. and if i was you i would do something about the dildo pointed at your ear. just a thought.

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muuuhahahah
stargazr
2003-09-07 09:14 (link)
ram her good and hard with it Tiffy!!! Ultra Vibe 2003. vrooom baby vroom. WHOA!!! take it all Bitch!!

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Dildo Woes
justinsgirl182
2003-09-07 13:51 (link)
hey kiddies!!! I just got back from the hospital, I had to get a big black dildo surgically removed from my brain cavity ( which isn't very big anyways ) so whats up man!! MATH!!! just had to get that out of my system,
okies, Tiffani!! stop humping my leg!!!! Shes always doing that! I just dont understand :P Oh ya, Bryson city, is the arm pitt of North Carolina for wich I speak of in the last thingy I wrote...........ya. I'm sure that other parts of N.C. aren't too bad (probly not) but that whole state is a money grabing son of a whore!!! vehicle tax??????Food tax!!????and the state is still bankrupt??what are they smoking???? speaking of smoking ....... I was a walking billboard for weed last nite, shawn informed me that the shirt i was wearing, which said DANK in really big letters was another word for kind bud, so no wonder guys kept asking me where I can get some smoke, duh, silly me :P well anyways,
thats just the rantings of a CrAzY PeRsOn,
leilana pasternak
P.S. sarah is still a manly, mandible, jay leno looking, man hands, oh and did you see that huge WART on her creepy freakish hands picture and that cleft chin????? well you should take a gander, and feel sorry for the poor slop thats got to bang her every night ( not to mention wake up next to her every morning) EEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. okay, I'm done.

Thanks to everyone who posted about the hideousness that we have had to endure. We truly appreciate your love and support in our time of need. Kara...from the depths of mine and Lana's hearts...IJDGI! Hehe. You know what I mean! Yeah, Lana is a dank type of chicky. Hehe. We're gonna start a drug cartel. Whoo-hoo! Who wants in on it? Our business will be focused mainly around the Clearwater Beach area. That's where the best business can be found! Muhahaha! We will corrupt you if you just give us a chance! Ok, must go. Enough craziness for today. My psychotic family is anixously awaiting our arrival back out that house. Boy, I can't wait to listen to Satan whine about how she wants alcohol and then we must explain that she can't have any b/c she is pregnant w/the spawn of satan. bye bye.

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