What is your name? Elizabeth Maeve
What are your nicknames? Bith, Liz, Lilly Beth, Yoda tater McNa-fucking-mara
If you had been born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name have been? Elizabeth?
Would you name a child of yours after you? No. That's confusing and wrong.
If you had to switch first names with a friend of yours, who would you switch with? I'd switch with my sister Emily, who's my friend at times
What's the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name? Mick-nam-era. Die.
If you were to become famous, would you drop your last name [ like Madonna, Cher, Roseanne ]? Nah, McNamara rocks yo.
DEEP THEOLOGICAL QUESTIONS
Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell? For the most part
Do you think God has a gender? I see God as a really old guy with a robe and long beard. Kind of like Osamo Bin Laden without the whole evil thing.
Do you think science counteracts religion? Well, there is the whole evolution thing...
Do you believe in organized religion? I think horrible evil things have been done in the twisted name of religion, but I think religion that respects other's views and beliefs can be a postive thing that brings peace to some. I also think you don't have to follow a religion to believe in a higher power.
Where do you think we go when we die? Um, the cementary? For all my belief in heaven and hell, I really have no idea
Do you feel a little funny thinking about the questions in this section? Nope, cause I'm deep like that.
How easy is it to make you laugh? I can just look at some people and laugh, so it's either pretty easy or they're just funny looking
What person you know makes you laugh the most? Niki, and John Henson.
Do you laugh at jokes you know you shouldn't? Hell yes.
Do you tell jokes you know you shouldn't? I would if I knew any.
What words instantly make you laugh or at least smile? Tard
What do you think is the funniest thing you've ever said or written? There's far too many to name just one. Perhaps, Niki, don't forget to brush your teeth and wash your vagina before bed. *innocent smile*
Do you ever dance to music when nobody's watching? I spaz dance my little heart out.
What is : are the worst song [s] you have ever heard? I absolutely hate "All I Want to Do", most Kid Rock songs, and I'm sorry, but "American Life" sucks all kind of ass. Please don't let Madonna rap ever again.
What song [s] do you wish you could understand a little better? Many, many Pearl Jam songs, because most of the time I can't understand what Eddie Vedder is saying
What song [s] are constantly in your head? Whatever was last on the radio
What song [s] do you think describe your personality best? "Girls Just Want to Have Fun" cause I'm oh so blonde and bubbley.
If you were to serenade the object of your affections, which song [s] would you use? Something funny like "The Bad Touch" so they wouldn't laugh at me for real
If the object of your affections were to serenade you, what song [s] would you hope he or she used? The object of my affection is Bono and he must sing me "With or Without You", mk? Or just do the whole, Ohhh oh oh ohhhhh moany part.
What movie [s] do you love that nobody else seems to? Buffalo 66, Deuce Bigalow (shut up!)
Do you agree with the idea that sequals are always worse than the original? "Return to the Blue Lagoon" is highly underrated
Who's your favorite Star Wars character? R2D2
What kind of movie do you think there should be more of? Ones where the director actually takes a chance and does something different. I mean different like "William Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet", not different like "Gummo".
What movie [s] do you simply not understand the appeal of? Star Wars. Okay, like 30 years ago they were groundbreaking, but Episode II can crawl in a hole and die.
When eating, are you more concerned with taste or healthiness? Taste.
What's your favorite kind of cheese? Swiss is piss and cheddar is better ( I made that up!)
What do you think your answer to the previous question reveals about your personality? That I like cheese
If you knew exactly what went into Chinese food, hamburger meat, etc. . would you still eat it? Probably not a chance in hell
Do you ever feel guilty eating meat? No. Especially when my vegitarian sister looks longingly at my cheeseburger.
Mac or PC? PC.
How much do you actually care about the inner workings of your computer? I think little elves live in my comp, that's how much I know.
Do you ever begin preferring IMs to other forms of conversation? Yes. Because when you run out of stuff to talk about, you can be like, Check this out
Do you find you're different talking through IMs than face-to-face or on the telephone? I swear more in IMs for some reason
Have you ever ended bid on something on eBay and regretted it later? The only thing I ever bought off eBay was this old Marlon Brando vid from like Japan and it got here in tact, so it's all good
THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES
Have you ever wished you could experience being the other gender? Maybe for a day. I'd like to try peeding standing up. Actually I have tried it. I missed.
What do you love most about the other gender? They way they're hot. And they way some guys walk. And they way some guys really don't like to get dressed up so when they do they look all embarrassed and cute-like.
What do you dislike most about the other gender? The way they great each other, like that weird handshake. What is that? And how they can be real assholes at times
What do you understand least about the other gender? Why do they like lesbians so much? They're not going to have sex with you if they like woman.
LOVE, SEX AND ALL THAT
Did you get a little frightened or uncomfortable seeing this as a section title? Yes. I freaked out and ran around screaming.
If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel? Flattered, but like, Oh great, now I'm going to look like a first class bitch
Do you prefer getting to know someone first before dating them or going in "blind"? I'd like to have met them first, but other than that, doesn't matter
Could you carry on a relationship with someone with the same first name as a family member? I used to write "I love Leo" all over my notebooks. My dad's name is Leo. My friend got the wrong idea. I meant Leonardo DiCaprio for the record. (You're all nodding your heads and going, Surrrreee, aren't you?)
Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out? Since when is it not socially acceptable?
What's your opinion on sex without emotional commitment? I personally couldn't do it. I'm far too much of an emotional person. I'd go all Fatal Attraction on them.
Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive? Lord yes.
Do you think the opposite sex finds you good-looking? 55 year old guys do. Not sure about anyone who's not elibable to collect social security.
Would you be willing to give up sex in exchange for an emotional commitment you knew would last? Um, ah, like never? That's too much like living with your brother
What is your favorite possession? A stuffed dog I've had since I was a baby
What physical, tangible possession do you want most? A portible DVD player
How badly do you want it? Pretty bad, but it's not like the world should stop until I get a portible DVD that I so despretly don't need
THE TWO MOST IMPORTANT QUESTIONS
When was the last time you let the people you love know you love them? Like 4 hours ago. I say it like automatically to my dad every day
What do you want the people who are reading this survey to know? I like surveys. And Niki had a rash under her boob
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