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jesse (jessecolburn) wrote,
@ 2002-12-28 21:07:00
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    Current mood:what i don't know
    Current music:shut up

    yeah okay
    I'm alive, oops.

    Here I am trying to update and I'm spammed with IMs not really but can we just say that because yeah. And someone already wants to fornicate, its all good but the rather do it with matt.

    I don't know where I was but I'm here I think yeah. K aww, Little Lavigne has a journal how great is that.

    exactly elisha: just update about how bad you want me and you'll be forgiven

    I really really really want Elisha down my pants please. there you go.

    i dont know what else to say fdsjkfdshdfherhrg

    sup.



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e_cuthbert
2002-12-29 00:12 (link)
sorry it was only because you weren't excited about the fornicating yo. but anyway that update kind of works.

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jessecolburn
2002-12-29 00:13 (link)
now you're my garage band king, you're suppose to seduce me, your punk rock princess..

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e_cuthbert
2002-12-29 00:18 (link)
k *seduces* does this mean i can hop in your pants now?

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jessecolburn
2002-12-29 00:19 (link)
yeah, okay thats me sounding really excited really i swear.

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e_cuthbert
2002-12-29 00:24 (link)
whatever you lose

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jessecolburn
2002-12-29 00:30 (link)
you really do suck

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e_cuthbert
2002-12-29 00:33 (link)
and yet you still give me the kissy face. please don't deny that you want me, ok thanks.

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jessecolburn
2002-12-29 00:34 (link)
you can get this icon again since its my default and all.

okay baby i want you oooh yes, excuse me while i go masterbate now over the thought of you

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e_cuthbert
2002-12-29 00:37 (link)
hello you really just want to give me the kissy face, shut up

ew gross you're disturbing, where is matt? i would like to hump him now please

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jessecolburn
2002-12-29 00:38 (link)
oh oh but not this time.

matt is in michelles closet hahaha

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e_cuthbert
2002-12-29 00:42 (link)
that icon's still hot so whatever

i hope you die really >:o

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jessecolburn
2002-12-29 00:44 (link)
I know you want want is down my pants.

please kill me again for the third time

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e_cuthbert
2002-12-29 00:49 (link)
that's probably true :-[

k *kills you* and i know that turns you on shut up

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jessecolburn
2002-12-29 00:51 (link)
I'll make sure I'll save it for you one of these nights.

oh oh oh yes baby please again elisha!

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e_cuthbert
2002-12-29 00:59 (link)
or will you be too busy having drunken sex with michelle >:o

sup yo i'm not doing anything to turn you on, the end

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jessecolburn
2002-12-29 01:00 (link)
it took you so long to reply, i thought you were having drunk sex.

well your icons are actually turning me on, ummm..

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e_cuthbert
2002-12-29 01:09 (link)
i was :) mm aren't you jealous

ew, if i knew how to make it so that an icon doesn't show up, i would. go bone michelle.

hhaha your keywords, "insert something here" sounds sexual

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jessecolburn
2002-12-29 01:12 (link)
yeah who are you having hot drunken sex with?... and without me?

well too bad, oh look :orgasms: excuse me, I need to hang out in the bathroom right about now. How about I bone you

you really want it don't you?

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e_cuthbert
2002-12-29 01:20 (link)
everyone but you, really.

ew god have i mentioned how gross you are yet? you can bone me in your dreams tonight, but sorry i'm now convinced that you have diseases from that drunken sex so you lose

yes i do. actually oops no i don't.

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jessecolburn
2002-12-29 01:41 (link)
please die.

okay let me repeat myself, please die.

yes you DO.

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e_cuthbert
2002-12-29 01:45 (link)
ok *dies* would you also like me to rot in hell, let me do it anyway *rots in hell*

it's your fault, you invited her to get drunk with you

shut up i would rather do matt

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jessecolburn
2002-12-29 15:17 (link)
thanks, this is better than porn.

what >:Oi will go get drunk now!

okay, fine, do matt, he likes it in the butt, you might want to take about 5 drumsticks

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e_cuthbert
2002-12-29 15:27 (link)
stop talking to me about porn, it's disgusting. you probably have kiddie porn stashed in your closet or something, gross gross gross

fine, i hope you contract all her diseases too

what shut up matt is completely straight and i know he's not fond of the anal sex so go fall in a ditch please and stop h8ing on him because he's hotter than you :)

ps why don't you just go name that icon after me since it's the only one you use on me and everything

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