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Steve (jerseysteve) wrote,
@ 2009-07-07 05:38:00
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    Free couch!
    re: best of craigslist

    I have a free couch for anyone who can get it back out of my room.
    It's a comfy couch, cool stripe velvet in great shape, impossibly uncomfortable sleeper, but otherwise easily worth $50-75 bucks in Craigslist land.

    So why am I listing in for free? Because I am pretty sure it is physically impossible to remove this thing from my second story bedroom down the narrow hallway, down the narrower staircase and out the front door of my little Victorian duplex. How did we get it up here in the first place? Magic... well, it did involve taking several doors off the hinges, 4 people, and about 3 1/2 hours of cursing the gods. However, I don't feel like doing it all again, and I'm not about to have a stranger (no offense) taking apart my house for a deal on a sofa.

    So, if you can bend space and miraculously make this thing fit, such powers shall be awarded with a free couch. Likewise, if you can alter time and go back to when we first bought the monstrosity and prevent us from attempting to bring it upstairs in the first place, you shall also have the honor of owning this couch bestowed on you.

    Or if you lack these powers and still really want it, you can have it... in pieces, BYOS (bring your own saw)


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ID4 Independence Day
(Anonymous)
2009-07-23 22:14 (link)
Steve,

Do you still have the Trendmasters games that game with the ID4 toys and were also available to download from their website?

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Re: ID4 Independence Day
jerseysteve
2009-07-30 13:31 (link)
I have no idea what that even is, so nope..sorry

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