| Current mood: | Procrastinating |
| Current music: | They Might Be Giants-'Till My Head Falls Off |
"Maw, I'm mighty tar'd. I need to sleep a spell...."
So, HOW 'BOUT DEM RED SOX, EH?
I can now add that to those awkward silences without feeling like an absolute tool. God, I'm such a fair-weather fan.
You know, if the Sox somehow pull through and win the World Series there will be no school in Massachusetts. Really. Or nobody will attend, because the entire student body and faculty will be rioting in the streets of Boston, weeping openly,half sloshed, beer in hand, shouting things like, "Fuck da Yankees! They ah so queeah!....NO YOU AH! DON'T BE RETAAHDED, SULLY!"
Oh, I can't wait to count myself amongst their ranks.
Now, if they loose, we'll all die. No sarcasm there. The thousands of college students will stage some sort of overthrow of power. It'll be the Boston Massacre version 2.0. (Now with more carnage!)
Why are Pep Rallies mandatory this year? Keuther cannot force school spirit on me. Well, not with his current tactics. If he continues to spout out Jerry Maguire quotes during his motivational speeches then I'll have to organize a coup d'etat, French Revolution style. Leaders will be beheaded, there will be men "without knee britches" (Sans-culottes!) and sinister two-faced Robertspierre look-alikes who dupe an entire merchant class. It'll be a fun time.
Can you tell I miss European History?
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 new_nociception
2004-10-22 08:07
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ill be in school. the only one. cuz i dont care if their is an infection red sox's fandom virus going 'round, im immune to athletic encouragment. i havent seen one minute of a game and didnt know who the red soxs were playing till yesterday. also i didnt know the world series was coming around soon, cuz i didnt know baseball season had started untill people started rambling about the games.
im so XHaRdXCoReX!!! >_(Reply to this) (Thread) |
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jazzitup
2004-10-22 23:09
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You ah. *makes out*
Pep rallies only don't suck because my videos get played and for thirty minutes I can falsely feel superior to everyone else. Otherwise, they are hell.(Reply to this) (Thread) |
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(Anonymous)
2004-10-23 18:50
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I hate pep rallys just as much as the next fuck-school-spirit girl, but at least you got to see who Peter is. Eh? Eh? Ehhhh? Still, when I left I had a headache, my right ear was ringing, and I couldn't hear out of my left. My trumpet teacher gave me drugs that fixed this, but my punishment for that was that he cornered me to talk about new horns long enough to make me late for drama.
-Andie(Reply to this) (Thread) |
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