|Current mood:|| bitchy|
|Current music:||The Blood Brothers - Jennifer|
This woman gives birth to a baby. Upon extraction, the doctor picks it up, holds it upside down, and spanks its bottom...
He then swings it around his head faster and faster, building up the momentum, and launches it across the room to the opposite wall.
Then he runs to it, picks it up, and smacks it across the face back and forth about ten times. Following that, he holds it above his head with one hand, shouts out at the top of his lungs, "ALL BOW TO THE ONE TRUE GOD," and slams it down on the ground.
He is in the process of stomping on it repeatedly, when the the mother finally gets over her immense shock and shouts, "Holy fuck!! What the hell are you doing to my baby!?!?!?!?"
The doctor then picks up the baby by its left foot, wiggles it, and says," Haha, just kidding; It's already dead!"
Aww, come on, you know you love them.
I love The Blood Brothers. I remember the first time I saw them, I had never heard of them and thought they sucked. But they my friend made me listen to their CD and I thought, 'Hey, their music is pretty creepy. I like it!' But you need the fucking lyrics printed out in front of you to know what they're saying most of the time.
You don't need a doctor honey, you need a mortician baby
Oo, and download The Living End's remake of Sunday, Bloody Sunday. Love that band too.
Eh... heh, I started role playing on Live Journal. You know, where you make a journal and you pretend you're a celebrity? My friend has been role playing for a while now I guess, but didn't want this one journal so she gave him to me. Woah, I harcore suck at this role playing stuff, heh. And I hate going on AIM as my character because I can't find any info on him and I don't like talking to people I don't know... blech. Hi Em! :D
That reminds me, my AIM stopped working a little while ago. :/
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You don't need a doctor honey, you need a mortician baby|
damnit thats driving me insance, please tell me what movie that's from!!
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