em (grayeyes) wrote, @ 2005-04-26 15:26:00

Current mood:

shocked

Russian guy wakes up to find that a friend has stabbed him in the face!!

I laughed. This makes me a bad person, I know.

	i_am_nobody 2005-04-26 18:39 (link)
	in that case I am also a bad person. "He vowed to punish his friend himself". Lucky friend... (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: grayeyes 2005-04-26 22:07 (link)
	street justice! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	saygoodbye 2005-04-27 10:26 (link)
	Dzhavanyan is not going to press charges against his friend, the paper wrote. He vowed to punish his friend himself. He's gonna end up floating up stream anyday now is my guess. WTF is with people! (Reply to this) (Thread)

yodelayhayhoo 2005-04-27 21:20 (link)

Em, that underwhars icon is too sexy even for ME. Btw, I have a couple of icons I'd like personalized/customized/whatever you'd call it; if you ever have the desire to do something random and nice for someone, I'm totally the girl to call! I'm sorry for asking, but I can't help it if I'm such a big fan of your work! You're just too good. You're not a bad person for laughing. Know how I know? (And no, I'm not going to use the fact that I laughed as a factor.) My parents laughed. Both of them. Simultaneously! So you know it wasn't like, one of them laughing because the other rubbed off on them. : | My parents, according to all the laws of the universe, cannot be bad people. Therefore, you are not a bad people either. At least not for laughing at that. :D (Reply to this) (Thread)

	psyclone 2005-04-28 02:26 (link)
	I had a harder time figuring out if I was laughing because he woke up to find that he was stabbed in the head ("Five more minutes, kay"?) or the fact that he walked to the hospital...("got any tylenol? I've got a splitting headache")... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Re: yodelayhayhoo 2005-04-29 20:30 (link)

No no no, Psyclone, you got it wrong. He walked to his neighbors' house, and the neighbor-nurse called an ambulance. See? It's much more logical to walk to your neighbors'... Can you imagine what it was like for them to open their front door and see him standing there? Not quite the same as asking to borrow a cup of flour or sugar. Along with the obvious hilarity in about five other sentences, I loved this: "His friend started to complain about his problems..." They don't mention that his friend's "problems" were of the psychological and super-dangerous sort. Also, how on EARTH did he get away with that tiny little wound/scar?? Alright, I'm done with this topic, because every time I read/think about it, I start to get a headache. And then I get all paranoid and think, 'Dude, what if somebody stabbed me in the head, and I just somehow missed it??' and have to run to the nearest mirror for to check. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	starryeyedash 2005-05-03 14:39 (link)
	The fact that the url contained "knifehead" just made it so much better. What a nickname. (Reply to this) (Thread)