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The following is true and rather disgusting. But so is your face so ha.
A few days back a dog showed up at our house, and slowly it grew on us, and today i officially named it Glover. Anyways, all the animals hate him for some reason, especially the little Jack-ass terrier Roxy. Mind you shes no more than 5 apples tall and is a total wimp in a fight, but she likes causing trouble. So whenever they come in contact, she goes crazy, which scares Glover, which scares the cats cause they hate him, which wakes up Chewy, which scares him cause he's old and probably going senile. And when all this happens, all the people of the house go equally insane and we all yell at Roxy, who runs in circles until she passes out, which scares Chewy so he pokes her until she comes to and starts running again. Well today, first thing i see when i wake up is this procession of dogs running about and so i scream and yell at them for waking me up. All this confusion scares the dogs, especially Roxy, so she runs and doesn't know where to go, so she shits herself, all the way down the stairs. So after i cleaned that up, i went on to finish my summer asignment, and just as i finished that, Windows has a system error, which means everything is fine except my PC doesn't think I should be done yet. So i rewrote it and just as i finish, Chewy comes in and barfs underneath my seat. So after that got cleaned up, i helped myself to some KFC for a late lunch. Then Glover went with me to take out the trash, and as we got back (we have a long drive way) the cats started hissing at poor Glover. needless to say, everyone is sleeping outside tonight.
I still have 12 hours to go....
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