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Seneschal Glorfindel of Rivendell (goldenelf) wrote,
@ 2003-03-26 19:03:00
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    police business
    *grits teeth* That... that elf is just vile! She has hurt poor Estel. That is the greatest offense, but she has also seen fit to threaten Lord Elrond and the Last Homely House. AND she has manipulated the truth. This is an elf with no conscience. She cares not about how she hurts other people, hiding her cold, scheming heart behind a pretty face, and a smile of calculating evil.

    There are all sorts of press people nosing about my police station, asking impertinent questions. I've instructed all my guards to go with the standard response of "no comment." However, Officer Caila -- the elf who claims the Lady Galadriel traumatized him when she broke Estel out -- worries me a bit. He's been a little... off about the whole thing. It makes me think that he may have fallen under the dubious charms of Ms Elfingstone when he was guarding her cell.

    Also, as if all this weren't enough, a shop in downtown Imladris was the victim of arson! At first it was assumed that one of Mithrandir's fireworks had gone off course and set the shop ablaze, but further investigation shows that it was deliberate and malicious arson. The shop, which specialized in sexual entertainments, was utterly destroyed. Fortunately, no one was hurt. I have some of my detectives on it right now and I'm confident we'll solve this case.


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_luthien
2003-03-26 22:34 (link)
do say hello to dear Caila for me. what a lovely elf he is.

*smiles*

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goldenelf
2003-03-27 00:59 (link)
*frowns*

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gandalf_thegrey
2003-03-26 22:55 (link)
Of course it wasn't one of my fireworks. All my fireworks are absolutely kid-safe.

They have to be, what with all of you darling children out there.

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unwashedpeasant
2003-03-27 03:10 (link)
*trembles in fear at approaching such an august personage*

L-Lord Glorfindel, sir? Um, we the people, we were, um, hoping you could, um, do something about Luthien, and um, perhaps send her away? She is a huge, um, threat to us and our cheese allowance.

We'd really appreciate any help you could give.

*runs away*

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goldenelf
2003-03-28 00:02 (link)
*watches quivering peasant run away*

*yells after* Okay! I'll try.

Those poor, poor people. That strumpet is hurting a lot of people. Hmm, I must ponder on how to stop her. Legally, of course. Hmm.

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mirkwoodprince
2003-03-27 18:01 (link)
Glorfindel! That is bad news! I offer my services to help find the culprit if you need them. Hey, I want to organize a goblin/troll hunt. Would you like in on it? No orcs! Just goblins and trolls! Let me know, okay?

-Legolas

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goldenelf
2003-03-28 00:03 (link)
Although I'd love to go on a hunt (*longingly* or a frolic...), I'm rather busy with everything going on at the moment. Give me a raincheck, okay? And thank you for the kind offer to help. If I need it, I'll know where to go.

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