Well, it seems I've gotten myself into a bit of a mess. Samwise Gamgee took a few *ahem* COMPROMISING photos of me, and I believe Erestor is trying to get ahold of them. SO embarassing! Ah well, at least I don't have anything to be ashamed of in the physical attributes department. But really, I wonder just what Erestor is going to do with the photos.....
Whatever. I have invited both Lord Celeborn and Lady Galadriel for a nice frolic. Lord Celeborn seems to think that Lady Galadriel disapproves of frolicks, but I think she is just feeling left out. Maybe an outing together, with me to temper their vitriol, will do them both good!
I think that the party rescuing Estel should be home soon. I do hope so anyway, as Lord Elrond is in such a state. I hope Estel is... whole in both body AND mind when he arrives, but I fear that he will not be. What effect this will have on my lord, I cannot say, but I think it will be dire. Hopefully, he'll be distracted by Arwen's upcoming nuptials. As for the Evenstar herself, really, she chose the most ATROCIOUS china pattern. *shudder* And primrose yellow... Yeesh.
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