Sharon (scotch1221) wrote in go_ask_tesco, @ 2009-03-02 20:44:00

Dearest Tesco,
If whenever having a conversation of the sexual nature, the guy always talks about how he tries to get his cock in his own ass......really, what does that mean?

	oneevilqueen 2009-03-03 08:29 (link)
	After finally wiping the steady stream of tears from my eyes so I could see what I'm typing - I'd have to say the guy is either gay or bi! LOL! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	scotch1221 2009-03-03 10:51 (link)
	Yeah, he is also in Wyoming...maybe some brokeback mountain ;) In addition, this guy wanted me to watch him use his penis pump.....which he clearly didn't need. I digress. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

tescovee 2009-03-03 16:04 (link)

It means that you'd better have either a big dick or a bat ready to "hide" when you two make fuckie-fuckie. Since you're not packing a big dick, please do me a solid by popping that bat from his hidey hole and cracking him over the head with it. Self shafting men are usually eaten straight from the womb, or beaten to death by Santa Claus. This one seemed to escape natural selection. Do us all a favor and make those bat strikes count, yo. (Reply to this) (Thread)