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Big, bad, scary lesbians.
Nameless Person: so, plz answer me
Nameless Person: are u a lez?
Nameless Person: im not being mean or nuthin
Nameless Person: cuz ive been wonderin now
Me: I already told you
Me: I dont think so...
Me: as I'm not sexually attracted to women
Nameless Person: ok
Me: but I've never dated/kissed ANYONE
Me: so I could be
Nameless Person: ohh. ok
Me: I guess I consider myself bisexual since I'm pretty open minded
Nameless Person: alright
So, no more playful homosexual innuendos w/ her anymore because she obviously can't tell that I'm just kidding. Because you know...they make me look like a LESBIAN. My other friends laugh and join in...but not her. Oh no. So now she thinks that I'm freaking gay AND that I'm hitting on her. Although I've never met her in person...
What I should have said is "YES. I am a lesbian! And what I would like more than anything right now is to shove my hands down your pants. Because all that us lesbians do is hit on straight people.
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