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|Current music:||"House of 1000 Corpses" Soundtrack|
Stupid Silly Ha Ha
No, I'm not on drugs...for once. Ha ha.
First, I've realized I have a serious Blurty addiction, I update this fucker three times a day sometimes. I have really either a)got to get more of a life or b)stop thinking that my life is so damned interesting that everyone wants to hear about it in numerous journal entries.
I went to see James, and all went well, except for I got sexually frustrated and we couldn't do anything about it because he had to get home and I had "errands" to run for someone. We were alone in the store, I was helping him do some paperwork when Hose Beast Jamie showed up. Since I wasn't in uniform, and in street clothes and makeup to boot, and not really feeling like getting a .22 calibur in my ass, I went and hid in the stockroom like a bitch until James got her to go away. I am absolutely TERRIFIED of that girl, she's solid muscle AND she carries a gun. Who in their right mind would fuck with someone like that? She's like a pit bull put into a human female's body, tenacious, unpredictable, crazy, and too strong for comfort. I won't usually step down from a fight, I'm all about pulling a "Fight Club" on someone, but I know when to run and hide instead of getting my ass beat.
Scary, scary, scary.
But I digress. James and I are still text messaging the hell out of each other, I think last count before he went to bed was 50 more messages back and forth. When I got to Janet's, we were still texting and Janet sighed "Why don't you just fucking CALL EACH OTHER?"
Good question, but we still texted.
I think that James IS realizing that the grass is much, much greener on the other side of the bridge. I don't think it'll be long before he cuts shit off with Jamie completely. I no longer have doubts that I'm just getting "played."
But if I am, he puts more effort, time, and money into playing someone than I've ever seen.
So that's the meaning of "Stupid Silly Ha Ha." That's how I feel right now, that goofy, giddy feeling you get when you first start seeing someone. What's it called....ah...the "Honeymoon Phase." I don't think that's le mot juste, but it's close enough. It's nice to feel that way again. Especially feeling like I've almost (stress ALMOST) caught James as my own.
Caught...like he's a fish or something. Ha ha.
But seriously, thrill of the chase, thrill of the catch. You all know what I'm saying.
But I don't have him exclusively yet. Yet. But I'm pretty sure I will.
And to my employees:
Have you all been talking, because the whole team seems to know about me and James? Is it the KFC Rumor Mill in full operation again, or do we just make it that damned obvious? Give me some feedback, guys! Even our GM, evil Kathy, knows now! So what the hell.....?! I'm not mad, just curious. I can't keep a secret to save my goddamned life.
Anyways, I'm going to go to bed now, I think.
Today's spending record:
2 packs of cigarettes: $6.18
Diet Coke: $1.19
Lucky Charms so my daughter would quit screaming: about $3.50
12-pack of diet that Janet tipped me off was on sale at Kroger: $1.37 (hell yes)
Cell phone/text messaging minutes in the past three days: $65 worth (no shit!)
Hiding in the stockroom at work and laughing while James makes his ex go away so he can see me: priceless as all fucking hell
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|hey girl!!! |
hey its nicole!!!|
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG you have no idea i was trying to think of some way to save you last night! i had no idea the pitbull Jamie was coming...holy hell i saw her car ambling up into the lot and i about shit my pants....i was gonna run back in and pretend like i forgot something and tell you guys but she like bolted out of her car into KFC.....i don't have a cell phone so i couldn't call... the last resort was to start honking my horn like a crazy woman buuut i was like what do i do?? what do i do???? but by that time she was already in and you guys had to have been in plain view....so i drove by very slowly wondering what kinda of fireworks were flying out of her ass. i discovered a very nervous looking James in the lobby with her....she didn't look ready to strike so i assumed that you had made you self look very busy or that you hid very well....im glad you jetted to the stockroom and hid because no offense Amber but i think Jamie could kick like 10 of you asses.....She is a very very very scary ladybeast. I would definatly hide from her anyday...i remember the first time i met her i was like oh shit that is one pissed off customer... then i discovered through careful obeservation that the beast of a customer was James' woman i was like are you kidding me??? I smiled at her and she gritted her teeth at me like i was a danger to her...which i never understood....but now i understand that she is just simply a scary girl....well enough babbling about her im gonna go do stuff like watch Snatch and make cupcakes to feed to myself...see ya later and oh yea like i always say i am just a reader of this life of yours and i don't say a damn thing to no one and just to give you an example James asked me the other day if i found out something i wasn't supposed to?? and i said nope i have no idea what you are talking about and asked him what he was talking about.....see i didnt even tell James about me knowing about you and him soooo as you can see im not running around blabbing about James and you....see ya girl i love ya Nicole
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