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Evil Genuis (evilgenuis999) wrote,
@ 2004-01-25 14:56:00
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    Current mood: devious
    Current music:"Slow Motion Daydream" by Everclear

    The Pot of Gold At the End of the "Good Information" Rainbow
    DISCLAIMER:

    TO MY EMPLOYEES:

    I love you all like a big fucked-family, but if you let this get around work it will be a breach of my trust and therefore FUCKED UP, and I have enough problems so please, keep this on the WAY D/L. Okay?

    Now to the good shit.

    OH FUCKING SHIT, DO I GOT SOME GOOD INFO ON JAMIE!!!

    For those of you who need a refresher, this is James' woman or ex-woman or what the fuck ever, the jury that is Mr. James is still out on that decision.

    My employees will remember Deb, the trashy little skinny woman that worked as a day cook for a while? Well, her and her husband, Bobby, used to live across the apartment complex from Jamie and James, and Bobby works for Jamie's dad, so Deb is friendly with Jamie.

    I just talked to Honesty, who told me Deb called the store today to say what's up, how's life and whatnot.

    She then proceeded to tell me that not only is JAMIE seeing someone....JAMIE IS SEEING A WOMAN!!!

    She's a dyke in the closet! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

    James always complained about all her lesbian friends, but doesn't know that is "woman" or whatever actually has a real live homosexual relationship.

    So....I told Honesty...don't tell James...let ME tell James.

    Maybe, just maybe, this will be the proverbial straw/camel's back thing.

    Hmmmmm.

    But I was just fucking DYING to talk to someone about that so I'm done now, I'll update on how it goes when I tell James tonight that the psycho hose beast he's hanging on to is a box-muncher.

    The satisfied laughter is bubbling up in my throat......

    I always get a break. Satanic luck.

    An appropriate quote for today:

    IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY
    WHEN YOU LOOK UP AND SEE THE SKY
    IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY
    IF YOU STARE AT THE SUN YOU WILL BURN YOUR EYES
    I DO NOT BELIEVE IN THE LUCKY NUMBERS
    I DO NOT BELIEVE IN WISHING ON A STAR
    NO, TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH
    I KNOW THAT THERE IS A GOOD REASON FOR ALL OF YOUR BAD DREAMS
    YOU KNOW THAT IT'S TRUE
    PEOPLE LOVE TO TELL YOU THINGS THAT WILL BREAK YOUR HEART...

    -Everclear



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hey girl!!!
(Anonymous)
2004-01-26 00:57 (link)
hey!!!!!!!!! hehe this is soo wonderful!!! Amber you should plan up an elaborate scheme to bring all of this out ahhhhhhhhhhhh hahahaha.........okay now my question is did anyone notice this girl?? her looks checked out for some time now and shes f ing scary :( dude i would never mess with that girl.........now you tell me that she hasn't had the lesbian looks forever or what?? ohh and just thought i would let you know that everything is always on the way D/L here....you seemed worried that someone would leak it won't be me for sure...you are cool on this end......hey well im happy for you hope things work out with James and stuff i will see you tomorrow at work then you can update me for real......I love you girl Nicole

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