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Eomer Eadig, Third Marshal of the Riddermark (eomerofthemark) wrote,
@ 2003-08-04 10:26:00
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    Current mood: confused

    Finally
    We finally got back to Gondor and the castle (though I'm not sure how as I practically had to keep my foot up Aragorn's ass to get him here) but we've made it...

    And it's like a fucking ghost town...

    Still trying to figure out why Boromir called me 'brother'. Not like he ever liked me before he married Eowyn.



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king_elessar
2003-08-04 10:34 (link)
*cranky and irritable* Fine, we got here! HAPPY EOMER?!!! It's not like anything fun or exciting is going down! *screams* EVERYBODY IS ASLEEP! THE KING HAS RETURNED AND EVERYONE IS ASLEEP! WHERE IS MY PARADE? MY SURPRISE PARTY? MY WELCOMING COMMITTEE? WHY ARE THE SERVANTS NOT LINED UP TO MEET ME??? WHY WHY WHY???!!!

*stomps* I'M going to bed!

*suddenly sweet* Hey, Eomer... you don't have anything to, um, help me sleep do you? You know I get terrible insomnia!

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eomerofthemark
2003-08-04 10:41 (link)
*stares at you*

Why would I have anything to help you sleep?

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king_elessar
2003-08-04 10:46 (link)
I don't know... *charming smile* Just something to help me relax... be a pal, am all out atm.

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eomerofthemark
2003-08-04 10:47 (link)
YOU THINK I'VE GOT DRUGS??

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king_elessar
2003-08-04 10:52 (link)
*jumps* Shhhhhhhh! Can you NOT scream it everywhere? Are you crazy??? SHHHHHH!

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eomerofthemark
2003-08-04 10:53 (link)
*deadpan*

I don't have drugs Aragorn. *shakes head*

*stalks into bedroom*

*slams door shut*

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king_elessar
2003-08-04 10:59 (link)
*knocks on door*

*enters*

Eomer, are you sure? I mean you have never been dry before? Why now? Are you just holding out? Come on, Eomer... I'm under a lot of stress here, feeling strung out... come on!

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eomerofthemark
2003-08-04 11:02 (link)
*in the middle of undressing*

Aragorn! I don't fucking have anything!

*glares at you*

Get that through your skull. I don't have any fucking drugs anymore. Now if you don't mind... I'd like to get a bath, then maybe some sleep.

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king_elessar
2003-08-04 11:04 (link)
*glares* I WOULD LIKE THAT TOO! BUT AS YOU WONT HELP ME I WILL JUST STAND HERE UNTILL I AM SOMEHOW GIVEN THE MEANS TO RELAX!

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eomerofthemark
2003-08-04 11:09 (link)
*blinks*

*pulls his shirt off*

*walks over to you and slaps you across the face*

Throw your fucking tanty's somewhere else.

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king_elessar
2003-08-04 11:13 (link)
*pissed off, strung out and over tired*

Fuck you.

*smacks you right in the face knocking you over*

*starts to leave*

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eomerofthemark
2003-08-04 11:15 (link)
*resettles my jaw*

*kicks you in the ass*

Don't let the door hit you on the ass on your way out.

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king_elessar
2003-08-04 11:17 (link)
*turns around and acting nothing like the pacifist blocks your leg and kicks you straight in the groin*

don't fuck with me, horse-boy.

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eomerofthemark
2003-08-04 11:20 (link)
*groans a little and cups his crotch but manages to kick out and knock you off your feet*

We all fucking wear cups, dumbass. We wouldn't be able to have kids without them.

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king_elessar
2003-08-04 11:22 (link)
*snarls* yeah of course the horse-boys wear padding. fucking weak as piss always have been.

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eomerofthemark
2003-08-04 11:24 (link)
*kicks you in the crotch with the heel of his boot*

Spend 16 hours a day on a horse and you'll be fucking glad for the padding.

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king_elessar
2003-08-04 11:28 (link)
*hits floor with a thud and lays there winded*

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eomerofthemark
2003-08-04 11:32 (link)
*gets up slowly*

Fucker.

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king_elessar
2003-08-04 11:33 (link)
*groans in extreme pain but doesn't cry*

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eomerofthemark
2003-08-04 11:36 (link)
*kicks you in the ribs*

Don't ever fucking do that again, Aragorn.

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king_elessar
2003-08-04 11:39 (link)
*winces and closes eyes*

*body curls instinctively*

*grits teeth*

fuck you, cunt, i'll do whatever I like

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eomerofthemark
2003-08-04 11:41 (link)
*rolls you over*

*places my foot over your crotch*

*steps down slowly*

I don't have a cunt, you should remember that.

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king_elessar
2003-08-04 11:45 (link)
*is silent*

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eomerofthemark
2003-08-04 11:48 (link)
*smirks and continues to step down, making sure his boot grinds into your balls*

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king_elessar
2003-08-04 11:51 (link)
*trying to conceal sobs rolls sideways to escape*

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eomerofthemark
2003-08-04 11:53 (link)
*lets you up and walks into the bathroom, shutting the door quietly behind himself*

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king_elessar
2003-08-04 11:55 (link)
*lays on floor unable to move for the intense pain and lying in a puddle of wetness but knowing that when he can he will kill eomer*

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eomerofthemark
2003-08-04 11:57 (link)
*sends for someone to bring you some ice and waits to run his bath until he hears them come in*

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king_elessar
2003-08-04 11:59 (link)
Don't. Call. Anyone. *breathless* Please. Am. Fine.

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eomerofthemark
2003-08-04 12:02 (link)
*sneering*

Oh no, I definitely think you should get that looked at.

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king_elessar
2003-08-04 12:05 (link)
*sits up*

*gritted teeth* Am fine. Thanks for concern.

*looks pale and like will vomit*

Am going now.

*makes it to his knees*

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eomerofthemark
2003-08-04 12:11 (link)
*smirking*

I'm not that concerned.

*walks over and 'accidently' kicks you in the balls again*

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king_elessar
2003-08-04 12:13 (link)
*hits ground and does not, this time, get back up*

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eomerofthemark
2003-08-04 12:16 (link)
*walks past you and shuts the door*

*walks back to the bathroom and starts running my bath*

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king_elessar
2003-08-04 12:18 (link)
*waits till you cannot hear him and then whimpers*

*closes eyes*

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eomerofthemark
2003-08-04 12:21 (link)
*was listening at door*

*throws door open and laughs*

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king_elessar
2003-08-04 12:24 (link)
You're dead, Eomer. You fucked with the wrong guy.

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eomerofthemark
2003-08-04 12:35 (link)
*smirking*

That has a lot more impact when you can actually get up.

*walks over to the bed and picks up a blanket*

*tosses it over you*

*walks into the bathroom*

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king_elessar
2003-08-04 12:38 (link)
*screams after you*

FUCK YOU, TOO!

*wraps blanket around himself and tries to ignore pain and sleep*

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eomerofthemark
2003-08-04 12:39 (link)
*strips out of my clothes*

*slides into the hot bath*

*moans with contentment*

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