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Impavidus (impavidus) wrote in emosucks,
@ 2006-09-15 16:52:00
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    The Emo Truths
    Anybody wanting to learn about what emo is and why they should become emo should read the following.

    After being approached by an ex-emo that became disallusioned with emo after being brutally raped and emotionally blackmailed for two months, I recorded many shocking facts that remain part of the emo underground, and increasingly, mainstream emo.

    He told me that new emos should be prepared to fend of sexual advances by members of their own sex.
    Rigorous questioning showed that old, single and sexually deprived homosexual men are highly attracted to emo males because of their feminine sense of fashion (Eyeliner etc), and also because the stovepipe jeans enhance the bulge of genitals, which is lascivious to many homosexual men. A large percentage of emo males are also homosexual; homosexuality is inherent to emo mainly because they cannot get girlfriends so they feel they must resort to homosexuality.

    So if you want to be emo, be prepared to turn homosexual; I was told that emo clans mob newcomers to the genre, preying on their innocence, and have group orgies with the newbie, whether the homosexual feelings are mutual or not. These group homosexual orgies are often referred to as "Initiation Rituals."

    Emo newbie (emobie) group rapes often occur after emo concerts, when emotions are stretched to breaking point, as rubbing against members of their own sex in the mosh pits causes intense sexual arousment.

    Unfortunatly, these group rapes can often last for hours on end, mainly because each emo has a chance to vent his own particular emotions and sexual fantasies on the emobie in a private enclosed space (Backstage practice rooms, recording rooms, even in alleyways.)

    After rigorous study I have found that these emo gang rapes are inherent to the culture, and I have not yet found a city, town or backwater village where at least one emo gang rape is planned or has occured. As I said, group homosexual acts are inherent to the emo genre, much the same way self mutilation is.

    Shockingly, many emos self mutilate at these orgies and mix their blood with other bodily fluids, wich are then forced into the emobies mouth. Groups of up to 50 emos force feed their young apprentice until the emobie agrees to perform sex acts upon senior emos.

    So, new emos, beware. Stay off the streets and be careful who you hang around with. Dont go to concerts, and dont delve into homosexuality.

    Even better, dont be emo.

    Au Revoir


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realmusic
2006-09-17 13:45 (link)
Lmfao, nice. Fuck emo's. Also I will take this chance to say that our MySpAcE has past 100 friends and is doing quite well.

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(Anonymous)
2006-09-29 00:09 (link)
that makes me sick inside.. disgusting emo faggots.

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(Anonymous)
2006-10-11 04:50 (link)
the other anon person can sucka wang .. im loving the pure hate comming from realmusic and the dude who posted this u guys own .

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XX - (Anonymous), 2009-10-05 22:28:43

Fuck emo's?!?!
(Anonymous)
2006-10-20 12:47 (link)
Fuck you asshole!
How do you come up with this stuff?? I have never seen anyone go through all this trouble just to make fun of people... you are pathetic.
My boyfriend is emo and so are alot of our friends and they are incredible people, unlike some people *cough*...
So why won't you just shut the fuck up and go sit on an umbrella??

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Re: Fuck emo's?!?! - (Anonymous), 2006-10-23 03:02:03
Re: Fuck emo's?!?! - realmusic, 2006-10-29 23:06:27
Re: Fuck emo's?!?! - emo_roxas, 2008-12-29 18:29:30


(Anonymous)
2006-11-16 07:13 (link)
you are mean. emos have feelings to. get a life you losers

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(no subject) - realmusic, 2006-11-16 15:27:28

EMO'S
(Anonymous)
2007-03-26 08:46 (link)
being emo iz juz a way 2 express urself
some people hav gone thru so much shit in their livez they juz go num
y cant we show that?
y is society so scared of difference?
we r hoo we r n we cant change that
we shood be proud of hoo we r n not hav 2 worry about assholes lyk u hoo rite this shit bout us
u go meet an emo or 2, actually hang out with us
then c if u'll bag us, torment us n pretend 2 b betta than uz coz ur not

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Re: EMO'S - wustvox, 2007-03-27 08:52:33
Re: EMO'S - (Anonymous), 2007-04-02 22:34:39
Re: EMO'S - speky, 2008-01-15 12:51:27


(Anonymous)
2007-05-13 04:40 (link)
Emo people are stupid... there may be the odd one that has serious emotional problems, go and get help if life is that hard that u must resort to wearing tight jeans and bitching about how no one loves you. There are other people out there with problems to who sort them out and move on and dont dwell on crap in life. Also I hate it when u people think u all are expressing individuality, u all dress the same and listen 2 My chemical romance; it wouldn't surprise me if all u guys got your eye liner from the same revelon lady.

Dont bitch after this about how I am an evil conformist cause i can't see the light. The light is, most emos grow up in a loving caring environment and turn emo cause there parents wont bye them a car, or a girl they like wouldn't go out with them, or the fuckin hair straightiner wont heat up. All in all, u should all grow up and stop compaining how everyone hates u... cause everyone probally does, only cause emo guys act like pussies and cry like girls... and emo chicks have bigger balls than a bull.

Also My name is Brad McMillan. if u dont believe me ring me 0423381772

p.s emos are gay!!!!

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2007-06-13 18:08:14


(Anonymous)
2007-06-13 17:59 (link)
this website is total bullshit. you guys must at least tell the fucking truth about them instead of making shit up to make them look bad. ow would you even know unless you were an emo your self. all of the shit posted above are all lies. for one reason, emos don't necessarily mosh, and they dont rape each other. so you know what. Tell The Fucking Truth ASSHOLE.

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(Anonymous)
2007-06-15 17:18 (link)
ok emo ppl are just stupid like that. if you are in a troubled time just go to a therapist. theres no need to bitch about how no one cares about you and how you want to go to hell, its just stupid. emo and gothic ppl should stop worrying about theyre feelings (they like analyze them for about 13 hours a day). i mean seriously, why the fuck would you want to make yourself feel bad? to get attention? and just because stupid . just because idoitic bands like my chemical romance and fall out boy do something, emo ppl dont have too do it. the thing that makes them so annoying is that they expect ppl to feel sorry for them.

one of my best friends was a normal person, then one day her goldfish died and she started saying that no one loved her anymore. she eventually turned emo and now all she cares about is herself no one else. and even whats worse is that shes an emo nerd i hate emo nerds they are so stupid. emo ppl also try to get highly offended on purpose, every time they get an opportunity. thats because they want to get even more attention

the truth is that emo and gothic people look so stupid and dumb in public. everyone laughs at them and they feel good by getting more depressed by the laughter. emo people need to learn how to love life and stop annoyign the shit out of other peopel


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(Anonymous)
2007-06-17 12:35 (link)
Hee. It looks like you copied the post of a "furry" basher, and changed all the references to furries to emos. XD

And before some emo-bashing emo starts whining about why I post as Anonymous - I'm not going to go through the trouble of making an account for this bullshit. :P

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(Anonymous)
2007-12-25 04:50 (link)
Emos are faggots. They are different then not only me but the average productive human being. They are a waste of life. They bitch and cry about problems that everybody goes through. I've also noticed the girls that defend them are usually fat, emo or sluts. They need to either get a life or end there current one wiith a cut to the throat not there wrist. That is all.

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Get a life
(Anonymous)
2008-05-26 03:50 (link)
None of what Impavidus wrote is true. Emo people are exactly like everyone else. It's just a subculture, just like preps, goths, punks, etc. Nothing wrong with it. It's just a kind of music, way to dress, and a way to express yourself. Personally, I don't consider myself emo, even though I seem to fit in that group since everyone calls me that, but pretty much everyone I know is emo, and they don't go through shit like this. It's rude to post lies like this. Go do something productive instead of lowering others' self-esteem just because they're different than you.

~ Anarkia

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emo's should be disemboweled
(Anonymous)
2008-06-10 07:39 (link)
emo just sucks because they drown in self-mercy
they say they're so ugly just to hear they're not
their music is WEAK
and if they ever listen to we came with broken teeth they think they're br00tal..btw it is BRUTAL not br00tal..
once i loved this scene, but what has become of it
i hate emo, i hate their music, and i hate their ways...
they just fucking suck..

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Vinnie Hall you are an Arsehole
(Anonymous)
2008-06-25 13:24 (link)
Vinnie Hall you are an Arsehole.
You narrow minded, half witted, stupid son of a bitch.
I am "Emo" and can honestly say you are full of BULL-SHIT.
how long did it take you to come up with this shit, because you seriously mustn't have a life.
This post of yours clearly shows that you have a bigit, you fear all that is different from you.
Maybe you should open your eyes and look around you......
Realise that difference isn't bad, and that you are the one with the problem!

Julie P (seeing as you clearly have a problem with people commenting Anonymously.)

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(Anonymous)
2008-07-12 13:35 (link)
Fuck god... he must be a bastard to have come up with people like you.
Get your facts straight, that never happens. Unless you are in some weird neighborhood.
And what about the girls that turn emo? I'd like to say I've never been raped in my life, neither have I been in an orgy. Emo is a genre of music, so what, do they rape the whole band?
If you mean suicidal, which is the type of people labeled as emo, same goes.
If you mean attention seekers, which is another type of people clumped into this category, then they deserve to be raped. But they still aren't, unless it's for something else.
Yes, emo boys dress feminine, and are most usually mistaken for being gay. But I happen to know MANY straight emos. They all have girlfriends, except one guy's a jerk and he just see how many women he can get.
So fricking get your facts straight please. If you want to post something like this on here again, please contact me at xox_emo-roxas_xox@hotmail.com, and I will confirm it. Or I can get my ten year old friend to confirm it, he knows just about everything about the world.
He's already in highschool, so that tells you something. Smarten the fuck up.

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because i like my hair the way it is..

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