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Carlos the talking guy (elephantitis) wrote,
@ 2003-04-27 16:40:00
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    Current mood:tricky
    Current music:I tricked you.

    I lied to you all! I tricked you good. I win again. Give me the prize money now!
    I said that I was going to make it private but I lied. I don't care who reads this as long as they do. then I get more free publicity! that is why I wrote the last entry. it was all a big publicity stunt. Did it work? yes it did.
    Now I will tell you about my family. they came to visit. And they brought my retarded aunt and uncle with them. Isn't that great? I got to smell retard poo very strongly. Why? because he pood wrong. and then they had to clean it up. Not me though. i am above all that. He used to make me cry and once threw me down stairs because he is so retarded. then my other uncle who was supposed to be caring for me said "don't tell your mom or she'll get mad at you" that is funny now. why would she? she wouldn't. she would get mad at him. but he is lapd now so nevermind.
    The only place I have heard of SARS is on this internet. probably because I haven't been watching tv lately. because my family is too much here. well they will be leaving soon.
    be leaving, believing.



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star__
2003-04-27 21:22 (link)
-HANDS YOU MONEY-

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA, YOUR RETARDED UNCLE HAS RETARDED SMELLING POO TOOO, POO IN MY MOUTH CARLOS POO ALL OVER MY FACE, BLOOD SEMEN POOOOOOOOO

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tittiemcboobson
2003-04-27 21:32 (link)
oh carlos... i knew you were troubled as a child, your uncle is cool not as cool as you though with your 30 minute orgasms and all...teach me more

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littlecrocodile
2003-04-27 23:06 (link)
You're a sick bastard. You play with my mind way too much. The emotions are going up and down and I am going to puke in your general direction, hear?

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elephantitis
2003-04-27 23:52 (link)
projectile vomit! like an exorcist!

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urbanbohemia
2003-04-28 01:00 (link)
If you're going to vomit at all it should be projectile

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seas_of_ink
2003-04-29 16:33 (link)
Hey you're quite interesting... (this wasn't yr best entry but it was yr latest so I landed here)
Really you were born on a leap year???
oh and I'd hand you money but then then I couldn't consider yr publicity free (it would end
up costing me money) but the thought was there, I promise!

Hey!!! but your stunt did work

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elephantitis
2003-04-30 16:48 (link)
I'm sorry I wasn't good enough. i am a failure.

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seas_of_ink
2003-05-02 15:24 (link)
NO!!! I'm just sorry I'm broke!
-)-(-

~B~

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