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Michael Constantino (dragonlordfrodo) wrote,
@ 2004-09-12 01:33:00
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    Wow I am a big fat ass...
    About a week ago my brand new leather chair started to feel a bit looser than normal. I ignored it. As the week progressed it was looser and looser by the day. Looser meaning the tilt felt looser, the back went farther back, even in lock, I was able to lean back pretty far. Today I decided to tighten the screws, and found that the screw hole actually came out. Basically there was a hole drilled into the chair and then a metal thjing with screw threads was put into the hole. The metal thing came out of the hole. Well I tried for like 4 hours to get the screws tightened. So stupid me decided to test the chair again, and the whole back came off.

    I am guessing this is because either 1. I am a big fat ass loser. or 2. I like to sleep in the chair. I am guessing the former. Well now I have to sit in a hard steel chair. It is very uncomfortable to sit in when you are naked because the steel is really cold and when you put you naked ass on cold steel, well you know what happens. Thanks in advance for reading this.


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Chair
(Anonymous)
2004-09-12 01:59 (link)
Why dont you bring the chair back and get a new one. Isnt there usually a warranty that comes with those?

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Re: Chair
dragonlordfrodo
2004-09-12 02:22 (link)
Can't do that dad will judge me.

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Re: Chair
(Anonymous)
2004-09-12 02:23 (link)
Dude a leather chair is so nice though, why dont you wait till your dad goes to the sino and do it then?

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Re: Chair
dragonlordfrodo
2004-09-12 02:24 (link)
Because I don't drive

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Re: Chair
(Anonymous)
2004-09-12 02:28 (link)
how much would it cost for a taxi? DO you have paypal, I cant see a leather chair just go out like that I love leather.

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hmmm
(Anonymous)
2004-09-12 02:33 (link)
How come we have never seen any pics of you parents or uncles?

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Re: hmmm
dragonlordfrodo
2004-09-12 02:35 (link)
Because your momma

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Hey
(Anonymous)
2004-09-17 11:03 (link)
Hey I got a idea, How bout you dont sit your naked ass in that chair anymore and put on some fucking clothes and get a job you worthless sack of shit.

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