Hypocrite Dad
So I was looking for something to eat for lunch and my asshole father comes in and says "Have a cheese sandwich". First of all I don't eat JUST a cheese sandwich. That is beneath me. Second who cares when I eat something. He says I can't have spaghetti for lunch, yet he condones eating pizza for breakfast. Why can't I have spaghetti for lunch? We had it for lunch when I was school, which my dad treats as heaven. Every decision he makes is based off what my school says. So why can't I have spaghetti for lunch when we had it in school? He can't think for himself. He can't think at all because he constantly smokes weed. Everytime I see him he has a cheap cigar hanging out his mouth. It is fucking stupid. He is fucking stupid. He is also like an old jew when it comes to money. He buys cheap food, uses coupons and rips up old shirts as dirty filthy dish rags. He is so cheap that he used to go out of his way to get a haircut from some really old racist guy (My dad says he is allowed to be racist because he is a war veteran) because that guy only charged $4 for a haircut. The guy gives terrible haircuts but he doesn't care because it is only $4. He sent me there once and the guy ended up giving me some kind of quasi mohawk/bowl cut thingy. Needless to say I was teased at no end by my peers for that haircut. But it is $4! Anyway, he decided that $4 is too expensive for him. So he bought a do it yourself haircutting device. It is a electric razor that can be fitted with different sized, comb shaped pieces that cut your hair to a desired length. Now he cuts his own hair, and mine, for free. Wow. This thing gives worse haircuts than the old racist guy. I come out looking like a hedgehog! I would rather go to the old racist guy. I would rather use the flowbee. Thanks in advance for reading this.
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(Anonymous)
2004-09-05 12:44
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hello DLF- my name is Bun and I'm on vacation in Chicago. I am sorry to hear that you are having hair problems, and come out looking like Sonic instead of the suave uber-male that you seserve to be :D
i hae not yet been able to view your video- although froggie has informed me that it is pretty LOL. anyway, hang in there DLF!
Maybe you should try explaining to your dad how annoying weed is. it smells absolutely terrible, and people who smoke it all the time are seriously impossible to deal with. tell him to stop smoking the stickiest of the icky, and start purchasing you some better meals/haircuts.
brb?
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(Anonymous)
2004-09-05 13:39
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you are DLF
bunnyrabbit is correct...your father shouldn't bother with the crap weed....it's not even worth it..
you deserve more food...don't let your "pop's" be a cheapass dutch butthole
what does he do for a job?
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(Anonymous)
2004-09-05 14:40
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DLF
Does your father have the "medicanal" weed. If he is getting blitzed because his doctor says it's ok maybe you shouldn't harp on him. Or does he have a "dealer"?
You are DLF....bun is bun...i am froggie
are you going to put that videolink on the main page?(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread) |
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(Anonymous)
2004-09-05 15:00
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Dude, you are the most amazingly deranged person I have ever seen. I mean, you haven't said a single intelligent thing on this whole blog. I don't understand your need to humiliate yourself by posting about how much food you ate that day and how many times you jerked off. And then you insult retarded people, like you're proud you're a rung higher on the social ladder than they are.
But seriously dude, a couple retards are a lot better than a fat kid who does nothing but eat insane amounts of food, play video games, and say and do some of the most ass-backwards things in the history of the world.
I'm hoping this is some crazy joke and in the end we can all laugh about how you got us. I somehow doubt that though. Seriously though, your life is going fucking nowhere. I doubt life advice over the internet will affect you in any way, but seriously dude, your existance is the saddest waste of life i've seen in a long time.
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2004-09-05 19:34
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I agree...Get off your ass and get yourself a job if you think your dad is cheap. At 20 years old you shouldn't have to depend on your parents to pay for your basic needs. (Reply to this) (Thread) |
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