Michael Constantino (dragonlordfrodo) wrote, @ 2004-09-03 20:18:00

The most epic meal ever!!!
Too bad I didn't record this one. I was at my uncles house doing his computer, and he said he would get food if I can hook up the internet. I did. I got me a chicken finger sub, hot, oil mayo no onion, and 10 breadsticks and he got a single order of chicken fingers, mild, and it came with french fries. So I power down my sub and 10 in record time. My uncle doesn't eat much, so he gave me 4 of his chicken fingers, plus 3/4 of the freedom fries. I also had 4 cans of pop. So to recap

1 chicken finger sub
10 Breadsticks
4 chicken fingers
3/4 of an order of fries
4 cans of pop

And I was still hungry. My uncle described my eating like "lambs to slaughter".

Last night I beat resident evil, twice. First time it was like 4:47 or something. I got the samurai edge gun (Handgun with infinite ammo). Second time was 3:37. I beat it again today. This time it was 2:42 and I got the rocket launcher. The end is kind of dumb because you don't even fight the Tyrant on the helipad. All you do is shoot off some fireworks to signal a helicopter. But you do fight the tyrant in the lab, and even that was lame. Come on he had to be the weakest enemy ever in the game. One shot from Barry's .44 magnum and he is totally dead? Come on even a zombie can take 2 hits from the magnum. BTW I played as Jill.

I was at UCP today. I seen some roller tard roll his wheelchair into the wall. He must have just gotten the chair and isn't used to it, or he is totally retarded. I say the latter, since he was drooling and making noises.

	(Anonymous) 2004-09-03 22:18 (link)
	First post! Woot! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	(Anonymous) 2004-09-03 23:30 (link)
	Best. Blog. Ever. (Reply to this) (Thread)

Do you want to die at 30? (Anonymous) 2004-09-04 00:53 (link)

Your blog just saddens me.. You take pride in what you ate tonight, but sheesh man, how many days did your 'power session' take from your total life. Some morons here are encouraging you for their own amusement, but dang man you have got to take better care of yourself or else you will die, no doubt, sooner than you 'need' to. Froggy.. are you really helping Michael out or are you enabling him to get in the grave sooner. Michael... please...embrace life, get healthy, stop 'powering down' food! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: Do you want to die at 30? (Anonymous) 2004-09-04 00:59 (link)
	I concur... will the 'fans' of this site be really happy when Michael C. dies young? Or commits suicide.. which I would be worried about.. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Do you want to die at 30? dragonlordfrodo 2004-09-04 01:09 (link)
	Naah I am healthy as a horse. All that greasy food actually helps. It makes the blood slide through my arteries. Just ask Bill Clinton! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	(Anonymous) 2004-09-04 12:12 (link)
	DLF does have one unique blog. I eat like a burger and I'm full. DLF FUCKING POWERED DOWN ENOUGH FOOD FOR 4 MEN >:O what a pimp he is dlf = i am froggie (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: dragonlordfrodo 2004-09-04 12:19 (link)
	Yo refresh I updated it (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	(Anonymous) 2004-09-04 13:22 (link)
	No zombie can take one magnum round and still live. You lie. (Reply to this) (Thread)