Today
Today I powered down a whole bag of four cheese doritos. I went to sleep on the couch and my job coach woke me up by calling. My parents were at the 'sino so I was by myself the entire day. I ate slept and masturbated all day. At about 3:30 PM I shot up the cat. Then my dad came home and we ordered food. He got an order of Chicken Wings, Medium, and freedom fries. I got me a chicken taco, Hot, with sour cream. We ordered from partners which is where I order from at 2:00AM. My dad is obcessed with half subs. He is like "You can have a HALF SUB!" Fuck you dad, I'll have a whole sub. I don't waste my time with half subs. So I got a taco instead. He gave me some of his fries. I powered those down. Eugene is coming tomorrow. People ask me to post pics of me powering down a titanic sandwich. I would if I can get my webcam working. But expect low res pics. Thanks in advance for reading this.
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(Anonymous)
2004-09-01 01:37
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for "LE DLF" it could mean many things....does your cat have a perscription? does your cat like "the d"? we will have to wait for the answer from the net/famous DLF (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread) |
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(Anonymous)
2005-10-19 14:03
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...Put the cat out of his fucking misery and have him put to sleep.
Diabetes is NOT fun.
Multiple injections a day are NOT fun.
Even if you just give the furry lil shit a hug, kiss, and then snap his damned neck, he WILL thank you in his next life.
Cause THIS one is *fucked*.(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread) |
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