Food
As I am typing, I am powering down a bag of four cheese doritos, you know the ones that taste like feet. Last night I powered down a chicken finger sub, hot, oil mayo, no onion, from sebastianos. Last night I went to my uncles house to install a new hard drive. It worked. But I forgot to bring the product key with me to install win 98. Now about that sub, my dad was ready to get me just a half sub. What the fuck! I don't eat that! I only eat whole subs. Give me a whole sub... Or give me death! I showed my dad. He quickly got me a whole sub. That is more like it, bitch! I made my dad my bitch!
I also stole a couple klondike bars from the freezer. I hid the evidence. Right now my parents are the 'sino, but no schdootch to get a subaroni. My mom took her purse so there is no stealing from that. She also took her SUV so I can't steal out of that. The safe key is missing, I think they hid it in the safe. I am screwed. No money, No sub. Before you say anything, I am not a thief. I am a treasure hunter. It isn't like I steal for drugs. I steal to get something to eat, because I am starving. I am malnourished. I steal to sustain life. Thanks in advance for reading this.
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 | DLF 
(Anonymous)
2004-08-31 10:49
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D.L.F.L.M.A.O.
do you have a job DLF? If you were working you could afford all the grub you want! You are DLF so maybe employment may clear up your robbery habit! In turn you can consume all the subs your heart desires!
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(Anonymous)
2004-08-31 17:04
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I'm Bun, and I am currently LMAO along with froggy-pants. DLF listen- you sohuld find a new job. You deserve full-length subs. Your parents should really be giving you food money instead of wasting it all at the casino. You are the man! I am currently powering down some pita bread, hummus, cold, no mayo, with some chocolate pudding snacks and an icy cold coke. Do you like pudding DLF? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread) |
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(Anonymous)
2004-08-31 17:34
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DLF- I am Bun. but to keep things easier from now on I will simply be "mr. cool face" and use that icon :P
Anyway- LMAO. http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=hummus
It is good for dipping bread in, etc. I don't eat it very often- but every once in a while.
Anway, DLF- a proposal. If I could talk my friends into helping me scrounge some cash together....and if we mail it to you so you can afford a full-length, chicken fingers sub, hot, oil, mayo, no onion--- will you take some pictures of your epic meal for us? This is a once in a lifetime offer DLF! I'm sure Froggy will back me up on this proposition. :)(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread) |
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(Anonymous)
2004-08-31 14:03
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Uh.. I fucking LOVE that comment : "I am not a thief - I am a treausre hunter".
More pure gold from DLF. (Reply to this) (Thread) |
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(Anonymous)
2004-08-31 17:58
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you = DLF
I = froggie
yes...this is a magical post....currently I am eating some crackers and a chewy granola bar with some frosty soda. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread) |
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