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| Current music: | Lord of the Rings Return of the King soundtrack |
TURKEY
Mmmmrrrrrr. I had to make stupid breakfast for everyone and then when I try to make lunch IT BLOWS UP. We had turkey last night. Very good turkey, and I was in the mood for turkey at lunch so I put the last tasty morsels on a nice microwave safe plate and covered it with a nice paper towel, and set the stupid thing on LOW POWER and for 20 seconds. That usually makes the turkey nice and warm, but with a stupid cold spot in the middle, but I am fine with that. BUT I GOT NO COLD SPOT. Instead, as the stupid demon microwave was counting down my turky lunch, 10. . 9. . 8. . BOOOOOM! I ran into the kitchen to find the sad remains of my meal splattered against the wall of the microwave. The force of the meaty impact had burst the microwave door open, and startled my dog so much she fell asleep right there. So I had to clean the cursed machine out. I was very hungry and slighty vexed about the whole thing, so I decided to make a calming bowl of porridge, since there was nothing else to eat, so, I followed the directions on the stupid box, and it said MICROWAVE FOR 1 1/2 MINUTES. I was a little apprehensive about the whole idea, but followed it anyways. After the microwave sent out its beeping tone of death, I whent to check out my tasteless vittles. THE STUPID THING HAD FRIED MY OATMEAL TO A CRUSTY BROWN POT OF GUNK! So I grabbed the brown sugar and decided that maybe if I put enough in, It would regain some of its liquid. It did, but it tasted like brown sugar with dirt in it, so I of course was less than satisfied. mrrreeeeh. SO I had some nice salad, and then had some chocolate.
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