 | Rudolph "Dolphie" Creakasdottir Berman-Ramus ( dolphie) wrote,
@ 2008-12-21 00:40:00 |
| Current mood: | Merry |
| Current music: | Jet's Nuts Roasting on an Open Fire |
Bad Santa
Girl: Look who's here! It's Santa! Baby Tom, tell Santa what you want for Christmas!
Jet: I'm on my fucking lunch break, OK?
Baby Tom: You are really Santa, right?
Jet: No, I'm a cat. I wear this fucking thing as a fashion statement, alright?
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Girl: The reindeer, Santa. How do they sleep?
Dolphie: What is it with you, anyway? Somebody drop you on your fucking head?
Girl: On *my* head?
Dolphie: Well, yeah. What, are they gonna drop you on somebody else's head?
I just ate an elf, y'all! So now I'm full of the holiday spirit. ::burp::
Merry Xmas and send gifts!
Three ho's,
Dolphie
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 | Hey Dolphie!
(Anonymous)
2008-12-21 11:46
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Billy Bob Thornton called. He wants his movie dialogue back. I hope that elf gives you acid reflux!
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