Diesel Anne (dieselanne) wrote, @ 2005-08-24 20:47:00

My neighbor is a douche.
Diesel Anne (8:26:11 PM): i just had the cops called on me!!!!
jmuchrism (8:26:15 PM): hahaha
jmuchrism (8:26:58 PM): for what
Diesel Anne (8:28:05 PM): my neighbor parked his motorcycle in one of the spots right outside my house so i parked behind it, it was parallel to the curb
Diesel Anne (8:28:37 PM): and he knocked on my door and asked me to move it and after so many words (pretty much me telling him that it didn't have a pass and he couldn't park it there) i told him i'd move it and slammed the door
jmuchrism (8:28:37 PM): why would you do that
Diesel Anne (8:28:52 PM): because he's pretty much reserving a spot and he's not allowed to do that
jmuchrism (8:28:58 PM): haha
Diesel Anne (8:29:31 PM): so then he knocked again after i didn't come out for like twenty minutes and i told him i was busy and then i was like, i can't put an orange cone there and say it's just for my car, you can't fucking park there and say it's your spot
Diesel Anne (8:29:43 PM): and there were more angry words
Diesel Anne (8:29:47 PM): and then he called the cops
jmuchrism (8:29:58 PM): hahaha i wish i coulda seen that
Diesel Anne (8:30:03 PM): i'm so pissed
Diesel Anne (8:30:17 PM): but he told the cop that he wanted to move his bike and i was blocking it in
Diesel Anne (8:30:24 PM): therein lies his mistake
jmuchrism (8:30:29 PM): wow
jmuchrism (8:30:35 PM): how is that
Diesel Anne (8:31:29 PM): because i kindly told the cop that he had never mentioned moving it (which he hadn't) and that he had only told me that the spot was for his car and his bike and that it was against pheasant run policy to do that so i and that i told him that i was going to talk to management about it
Diesel Anne (8:32:00 PM): so then the guy was like, it's just commin courtesy and the cop looked at me and i was like, listen, you called the cops on me over this. no one has ever called the cops on me in my entire life
jmuchrism (8:32:12 PM): haha way to stand up for yourself
Diesel Anne (8:32:14 PM): this must really mean a lot to you
Diesel Anne (8:32:22 PM): so then i moved the car and the guy just stood there
Diesel Anne (8:32:35 PM): and the cop goes, you called me out here because you said you wanted to move your bike
Diesel Anne (8:32:40 PM): are you going to move it?
Diesel Anne (8:32:52 PM): so the guy had to take the tarp off and move the damn thing and looked like an ass doing it
jmuchrism (8:32:59 PM): haha
Diesel Anne (8:33:09 PM): so then i told the cop i was sorry, i had no idea he was going to call the cops and he really didn't have to come out
Diesel Anne (8:33:36 PM): and the cop was like, don't worry ma'am, it's the beginning of the year, i hate to see neighbors start out like this but make sure you talk to management tomorrow because i think you're right
Diesel Anne (8:33:47 PM): right in front of the guy
Diesel Anne (8:34:15 PM): and then the cop left and i stormed past the neighbor guy who was talking to nathan's friend mike who had just gotten here
Diesel Anne (8:34:35 PM): and mike was like, listen, dude, i just think it's kind of sketchy that you're leaving your bike there like you own that spot
Diesel Anne (8:34:43 PM): and my neighbor is a douche
Diesel Anne (8:34:46 PM): the end
jmuchrism (8:35:26 PM): pretty good start to the year i guess

	(Anonymous) 2006-03-10 19:41 (link)
	yeah, this was the last blurty i had read until you reminded me that you still have a blurty... i have some catching up to do! <3 bk (Reply to this) (Thread)