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imthnkfl: ok, well a few weeks ago, in the worst professor in the worlds class, we were talking about some poem i didnt read, and I wasnt paying attention. Well, the last five minutes of class, I randomly decided to pay attention, when the prof. started talking about how the woman in the poem, "is like one of those cat ladies...you know, if you own more than 3 cats, you're a cat lady" and then he looked around teh room and said, "is anybody here a cat lady.? OWN IT...OWN IT!!" Diesel Anne: did you own it? imthnkfl: so I mean, this man is just plain out weird, so that made me start laughing, so he automatically thought I was laughing b/c I was a cat lady, so he pointed at me and stopped talking, and he said, "Youre a cat lady arent you" (and I mean hell, I dont want to be a cat lady especially since he was making negative connections with it) so i was so nervous i was pointed out and everyone was staring that I said, "I dont own no cats" Diesel Anne: hahahahahahahahaha!!! imthnkfl: i know, it was so horrible imthnkfl: and immediately after that, I was like, I regret opening my mouth imthnkfl: b/c then it was too late imthnkfl: but then the guy in the front row said, "i have 3 goldfish, does that count" Diesel Anne: hahahahahaha! Diesel Anne: did you feel better? imthnkfl: not really, bc it was too late to go back and change my grammar, and so now my whole class must know why i keep my mouth shut Diesel Anne: did you say it like that on purpose? imthnkfl: no, i was so nervous it just came out like that imthnkfl: and i said it with conviction too imthnkfl: and then inside i went "ooooooh" aftewards
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