now what the fuck is a food-eating battle monkey? i dunno but it seemed fun. haha. heehee im a fire-eating disco monkey! i kick ass! lol. heres another annoying survey cuz once again im bored as hell. sum of the questions kinda overlap the other surveys but idc, im bored.
>> You and Yourself
1) What's your name? - Susan
2) Do you like your name? - no
3) What other names were your parents going to name you? – Katie or Ashley
4) And if you were born the opposite sex? – i dunno
5) What is the most annoying name? – Lloyd
6) What is the most attractive name? – Raven, Chad, Trent
7) Ever wish you were a member of the opposite sex? - Yup (lol becky)
8) How often do you wash/bathe? – depends. i try to everyday but with work sumtimes its 2-3 days. haha im so nasty
9) How do you relax? - chill in my room staring at walls listening to music. woo
10) What are your pet peeves? - People
>> You and Others
1) Who is your best friend? - becky
2) Why are they your best friend? – cuz shes kickass
3) Do you have many enemies? – i think so
4) Do you find it easy to get on with other people? – get on? uhmm, get along? not really
5) Do you talk to strangers? - sumtimes
6) Prefer to talk to people younger or older than you? - Older, i hate kids
7) Are you patient when talking to others? - Usually
8) How do you deal with people that annoy you? – Avoid them
9) Would you say you are polite? - sumtimes
10) Do you talk to your neighbors? – nope
11) If you see an accident or incident, do you inquire about it? – depending if i care at the time
>> You and Love
1) Are you in a relationship with anyone? – i guess but its not gonna last
2) If so, do you think he/she is 'the one'? – ha, no way
3) If not, are you currently looking? – not looking, just waiting
4) Would you ever have an affair, and why? – prolly if i still had a low self esteem
5) Do you agree with casual sex? – yea
6) Would you have a relationship with someone that already had children? – no. eew...kids
7) How old do you want to be when you marry? – im not livin past 25, so i dunno
8) Or have children? – NEVER. EVER EVER.
9) What would you call your future children? (Male and Female) – NO! NO KIDS!
10) Would you ever marry an 80-year-old millionaire? - eeew no old ppl are nasty too
11) What is your age limit for relationships? – 5 years above my age
>> You and Life
1) What do you want as a future career? - DRUG DEALER! haha easy money
2) What are your ambitions? - die before im 25
3) How long do you want to live for? - another hour
4) Believe in growing old disgracefully? - fuck old people
5) How would you want to die? - protecting someone
6) How would you want your funeral? - shove me in a box n throw me away. dont waste money on my corpse. eat me, i dont care
7) Would you kill yourself if a loved one died? - yea if it was one of my friends
8) If you had one last request, what would it be? - someone get me sum LSD
9) If you only had a month to live, what would you do? - skydive or sumthin extreme like that. oh, and fuck!
10) What is the point of life? – there is NO point to life. its a living hell
11) What are you living for? – good question. i should go kill myself
>> What is your opinion on...
1) The war against Iraq? - Shouldn't have happened. The Americans should leave other countries to their own damn business. If there is no real threat then don't stick ur fuckin nose in it.
2) Discrimination? – other than against ghetto people, it shouldnt exist
3) Smacking children? – unless u want ur kids to turn out like me, dont fucking touch them
4) Football hooligans? – fuck sports
5) The fire service strikes? – what?
6) Obesity? – who cares. big deal. let people be how they are
7) Online dating? - meh...dont care
8) Adultery? – if i had a brain i might know wut this meant
9) Euthanasia? – why are there so many big words??? eek
10) Vegetarian diets? - only if its for a diet. if its cuz they dont wanna kill animals, thats dum
11) Self-harm? – heh heh. worst thing ever. ha not. its only ok for me, no one else.
>> You and Situations
1) If you could save only one person from a burning building, your favored parental figure or a doctor with the knowledge to cure a disease such as HIV or cancer, whom would you save? – doctor, everyone knows i hate my parents (and dont even say "how can u hate them? they brought u into this world!" ive heard it. and yea they did. and that sucks. i hate the world)
2) If you (or your other half) were expecting a child, but were told that due to unfortunate complications, only the mother or child could be saved, which would you let die? – the child. like i said i hate kids
3) If you were trapped in a lift that was about to collapse with a elderly lady and a young boy, who has the right to escape first? – Hmm, the “right” ? Both of them have the same “right” to life. old ppl suck. kids suck.
4) How would you react if you came home and caught your best friend cheating on your trusted other half? – pissed as fuck!
5) Would you sacrifice your own life for a loved one or family member? – not family, but friend
6) Would you ever donate any of your organs to anyone, either a loved one or a total stranger that needed it? – sure, either, i dont really care
7) Would you ever abort your own child, or place them up for adoption if they were disabled or unplanned? – yeah
8) If your best friend's other half was cheating on them, and you knew, would you tell your friend, or confront his other half? – I’d talk to both. I’d tell my friend about it right away and tell the other to fuck off!
9) How would you react if your own child was a murderer and placed on death row? Would you campaign for or against their life? – no child...ever
10) If a family member or loved one were killed either through an accident or murder, would you demand justice, the killer’s death, or try and forgive them? – Accidents are accidents and have to “justice” to them. Murder, on the other hand, demands “justice” and can include death if necessary
11) Finally, if you were called up for war, would you go for your country, or refuse and face jail? – Fuck my country. you cant force me to fight for a place i hate. id go to jail anyday
-------- heres another one cuz i love you all so much :/ ----------
Do you drink?: sumtimes
How many times have you been drunk?: only a few
Are you a virgin?: unfortunately
Is your best friend a virgin?: thats nobodys business
How many times a day do you say f***?: i cant count that high. ive said in this entry tons of times already, lol
Do you wear short shorts?: Never. that makes cuts visible
How many people have you slept with?: in the sex terms none, in the sleeping ZzzZZz terms, i dunno like 20?
Do you sneak out of the house at night?: once or twice
Do you get along with your mom?: NEVER...i already had this question in a different one i did
Ever been so drunk you couldn't remember your name?: haha no but almost
Do you have any eating disorders?: yeah
Tattoo?: Not yet
Do you wear shirts that show your cleavage?: eew no. what cleavage?
Do you wear shirts that show your belly button?: sick nasty, hell naw
Have you ever smoked?: well duh
Are you a regular smoker?: No
Do you do drugs?: yes
Did you once do any drugs?: well yeah
Does your best friend do drugs?: not anymore i dont think
Do you have any kids?: EEEEWWWWW!
Do you think you could be pregnant?: no. these are stupid questions
Have you ever done it with someone you barely know?: Uh, I’ve never done “it” period
If you had the choice to spin around the sun, or walk on the moon, which would you choose and why?: walk on the moon. eew the sun is too hot. i would wanna be all weightless n shit
If you could share that experience with one person, who would that be, and why?: becky i guess, i dunno
What color do you think best describes you and why?: Black. im kind of a dark person n hate everything basically.
Do you know what your element is?: ive been told earth n wind, so i dunno which
Do you know your astrological sign?: Libra
Do you believe that your dreams are a gateway to your soul?: not really
If you could be doing anything right now, what would you be doing and why?: going on an acid trip. LSD sounds like so much fun
If you could only choose one element to surround yourself with either a)wind, b)fire, c)earth, or d)water, which would you choose and why?: fire. fire is pretty
Who runs circles around your mind?: myself. im insane
If you had to paint a self-portrait would you make it a)realistic, b)abstract, or c)you'd rather die than have to pick up a paint brush?: abstract i cant draw for shit
Which do you prefer more and why, a)natural light, b)candle light, c)florescent light, or d)moonlight?: aww moonlight is the realest n prettiest. candle light is cool if ur inside
How about fate? Are we all fulfilling a destiny here on earth?: were all fucked. theres no destiny we all live to e tortured souls. its gay as god. fuck fate
If you had to spend the rest of your natural life with only one other human being, who would that be and why?: becky
Have you ever written on a mirror? If so what did you write?: no
Have you ever written or drawn on another person? If so who, and what did you write/draw?: i have, i dont remember tho. last thing i drew was skribbles on the back of heather's neck
What do you wish on? wishes are bull shit. theyre like prayers. a waste of time. nothing ever comes true no matter wut u stupid god-believers tell urselves
Tell the person who sent this to you one thing about yourself, however big or small, that you've never told before: noone sent it to me i got it off sum dudes blurty. http://www.blurty.com/users/i_wanna_riot/ <--that guy
What can someone do to you that would turn you on fully, physical or mental, or both? dude my neck is "the spot" also if sumone strapped me down n acted all aggressive sexually toward me, thatd be a huge turn on too
Do you prefer sleeping outside beneath the night sky, or your cozy bed indoors?: depends on weather n bugs n shit
What is the most beautiful thing in the world?: blood. its so mesmerizing. i cant stand seeing it on other ppl but on me its so beautiful.
Name one person whose changed your life for the better: i dunno. im fucked up n i dont think anyone can get me outta my pit
Name one person whose changed your life for the worse: MY PARENTS.
Do you believe in heaven? If so what do you think it will be like?: HA! fuck no. im not even gonna start bitchin about stupid believers
Would you rather a)run through a sunflower field, b)jump inside a waterfall, or c)hike through the woods? Why?: waterfall all the way! thatd be cool. i dunno why it just would
What is your worst fear in the world? Does it consume you?: i dunno. how pathetic everything is. i guess it consumes me cuz i never stop thinkin about it
If you could meet anyone, past or present, dead or alive, who would you meet and why?: good question. im not sure. Hitler maybe. i really wanna meet all the starting members of the band Kittie. thatd be cool as hell
Have you ever written poetry? Have you shared it?: yea but it sucked so i didnt share it. i think i threw it out
What was the last thing someone said to you?: online alysse told me Guy Jones got a g/f
What was the last thing you said to them?: whoa (haha guys a dork)
If you had the ability to change one thing about the world, what would it be and why?: make everyone realize how pathetic everything is. most people wont let themselves realize this n they should
If you could go back in time, where would you go, what would you do, and why?: stop my parents from ever having me
And finally, what makes you you?: i dunno im not deep like that
ok im done now. n im tired. my dad said i hafta study spanish so ill go pretend to do that
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