PiercedPrincess (deadeyez13) wrote, @ 2003-10-22 18:28:00

comical genius *not me*
Funny Deep Thoughts
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> Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze
> these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
> Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there...I'm gonna eat
the
> next thing that comes out of it's butt."
> Why do toasters always have a setting so
> high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human
> being would eat?
> Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
> If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
> Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the car pool lane?
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> If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why
> can't he fix a hole in a boat?
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> Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't
point
> to their butt when they ask where the bathroom is?
> Why does your Obstetrician/Gynecologist leave the room when you get
> undressed if he is going to look up there anyway?
> Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both
> dogs!
> What do you call male ballerinas?
> If Wile E. Coyote from the Road Runner shows had enough money to buy all
> that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
> If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
> If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,
> then what is baby oil made from?
> If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
> Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
> Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same
> tune?
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> Stop singing and read on . . . . ..
> Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
> Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call
> it a hemorrhoid when it's on the outside of your a--?
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> Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at
you,
> but when you take him on a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?
> Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
> Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place?