Damian Kulash (damiankulash) wrote, @ 2003-06-05 19:23:00

Current mood:

amused

because everyone else is doing it




FAIRY TALE

nce upon a time there has a young SINGER named DAMIAN. He was HAPPILY SKIPPING in the AMAZING forest when he met GAY CRAIG, a run-away ASSHOLE from the ALMIGHTY Queen EMMA.

DAMIAN could see that GAY CRAIG was hungry so he reached into his POCKETS and give him his YUMMY MCDONALDS. GAY CRAIG was thankful for DAMIAN's MCDONALDS, so he told DAMIAN a very SAD story about Queen EMMA's daughter FREE. How her mother, the ALMIGHTY Queen EMMA, kept her locked away in a HOUSE protected by a gigantic DONKEY, because FREE was so PRETTY.

DAMIAN CRIED LIKE A BABY. He vowed to GAY CRAIG the ASSHOLE that he would save the PRETTY FREE. He would EAT the DONKEY, and take FREE far away from her eveil mother, the ALMIGHTY Queen EMMA, and DATE her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a GREAT STORM and GAY CRAIG the ASSHOLE began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic DONKEY from his story. ALMIGHTY Queen EMMA JUMPED out from behind a BONG and struck DAMIAN dead. In the far off HOUSE you could hear a BURP.

THE END.

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	_free 2003-06-05 16:15 (link)
	I'm pretty, you say? ::she grins.:: (Reply to this) (Thread)

	damiankulash 2003-06-05 16:50 (link)
	yes you are, see that icon proves it ;) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_free 2003-06-05 22:09 (link)
	So I'm pretty and you want to "date" me. Who'd have thought? ::she grins innocently, blowing a fake kiss in his direction.:: Atleast I'm not high. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	damiankulash 2003-06-06 13:32 (link)
	well it's only a fairy tale ;). Yeah that's true hahahaha. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_free 2003-06-06 15:04 (link)
	Harry Potter! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	damiankulash 2003-06-06 16:27 (link)
	i know :-[ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	craig__nicholls 2003-06-07 01:48 (link)
	hahahahaha. you cried like a baby and vowed to eat a donkey. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	damiankulash 2003-06-08 03:48 (link)
	hahaha i know i am such a wuss. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pop_life_mods 2003-06-07 01:48 (link)
	If you're going to post things such as surveys, quizzes, multiple images/graphics, and other "pointless" fun internet things, please put them being a cut tag. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	damiankulash 2003-06-08 03:52 (link)
	okay it's behind a cut- tag now, sorry. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)