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CWIK (cwik) wrote,
@ 2004-01-18 17:31:00
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    Current mood:feelin like some sodomy
    Current music:Mosquito Song - Queens of the Stone Age

    Subject
    Last night i found the Candyland cd-rom on a street. I've been playing it for about an hour and I now officially feel like the biggest loser this side of the Mason-Dixon line. Here's a sort of interesting story: I was in 7-11 last night at 3:30 am when i was waiting to buy my reeses pieces. The person purchasing at the counter was drunk, and his friend was high (i know this because they proclaimed to this point quite vehemently). I happened to be both, and so was my buddy gavin. Then some punkish looking brats came in to buy munchies also. Now it just so happens that the clerk is down with the scene, prompting something B-E-A-U-tiful to happen. 7-11 erupted into a giant cacophonous mess full of inebriated lads. Everybody in the store was openly discussing their drug usage with everyone including the clerk, who also participated. Nobody knew anyone in that place, but for one or two fleeting minutes, we were like a big messed up, disfunctional, all male family. By the way, I stole 3 reeses nutrageous, 2 snickers, a pack of swedish fish, and a boston cream donut.

    P.S. don't steal cream filled donuts by putting it in your pocket. It's a bad idea.



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La la la
is_this_sky
2004-01-18 19:04 (link)
Once upon a time (about an hour ago) I was at the park. I was assraped and the skateboard hit it from the back. Twice-- once from the top and once from the back. It was a wonderous time. Now I'm home. The end.


PS--
I'm really feelin' some Christina Aguifndjksfhsrklera right now.
Yeah, she's hot. I'd do her.

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Re: La la la
cwik
2004-01-18 19:11 (link)
are you sure? Her nether regions have the reputation of having a scent reminiscent of a moldy apple. That aside, i would hit that shit too.

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Re: La la la
is_this_sky
2004-01-18 19:44 (link)
Nah, I'm not sure. I really don't think she's hot now that she is a fuckin' fatty. I hope I get fat one day. I think that might be cool.

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Re: La la la
cwik
2004-01-18 20:55 (link)
i relish the thought of a fat Sky. You could be like Violet from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

"Violet! You're turning violet, Violet!"

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is_this_sky
2004-01-18 22:48 (link)
I don't think I'll ever be fat. I eat and eat and eat and I gain no weight. This is depressing. I think it would be really cool to be fat. To be fat would be really cool. I also think it would be cool to have my vajayjay pierced. Oh wait, no I don't. I think it would be gross and just get in the way of the back and forth motion of the dildo.

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i'll trade you for a candyland cd
cwik
2004-01-19 01:11 (link)
HAHAHAHAHA! i've never heard it called a "vajayjay" before. But i do agree on the motion of the ocean portion, but it also depends on the size of said dildo. [insert public service announcement here] Also, in piercing genitalia, make sure a trained person does it. Cause i tried that shit and it DID NOT work for me. Oh, and to be fat, oh to be fat, what a wonderful thing...NOT. You should worship the metabolism gods for your gift. For it is truly a gift. If I possessed that truly wonderful gift, I would use it to it's fullest capabilities and live at burger king.

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(Anonymous)
2004-01-18 19:16 (link)
remember that night i jumped down from my roof with my case of beers?hehehehe that was funny.

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why, yes i do
cwik
2004-01-18 19:50 (link)
I remember it well...You procured a sixer of Coors Light bottles while working at subway one night. Then you jumped off your roof with it and hopped in the vehicle i was driving. i don't remember what happened after that but im positive you drank it all.

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(Anonymous)
2004-01-19 10:28 (link)
how random... a schreck and a cwik with online journals.. what has our life been reduced to ? ill tell you what, lets get drunk. that way we can be like,"hey, thats my beer you basterd. why dont you go fuck a chicken". and then someone would say," hey, i dont have a chicken to fuck. why dont you go dangle your weewee infront of a bum." yup....im pretty sure thats how the conversation would go......yup.

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