crosshatch (crosshatch) wrote, @ 2003-07-22 06:23:00

Michaels Morning
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZuuuuuughwhatthefuc...grrr(smash)(snooze)
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZfuckinalrightalready(Smack)
Pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
(how does one make coffee blind?)
eyedrops.
Slam. Crash. Water running. Ahh...grind...the smell of fresh beans...
Click. Click. Click. Fucking lighter. Mmmm french press coffee...well.in five minutes.
stumble...kick..."G'mornin Rufus you lazy dog...go walk youself."
Plop my ass on the chair in front of the computer.
Click.
What the fu..
Delete.
Delete.
Delete.
Delete.
Delete.
Delete.
"Want to increase your penis size?"
(look down...check penis) Delete.
"Its Jessica. Why haven't you responded?" Delete.
Delete.
Delete.
Teen twin Russian lesbian sluts want me now.
Delete.
Delete.
Delete.
(thinking...what do I have to do today?)
nodding off
coffee
1. Get Dressed.
no.
That can wait.
1. Make coffee.
Oh..did that already.
1. Drink coffee.
2. Meditation.
(I'll fall asleep again...after coffee?)
3. See #1.
4. Pay bills. Hmmmm... no money.
5. stare at the painting for a while. What the fuck am I gonna do with this nasty painting. It looks like shit.
6. Start a new painting.

Mmmm...coffee...where was I? Maybe breakfast. Cereal. Almond milk. A banana. Wheres my planner? Oh! I have to remember to write that thought down! A great painting idea! I need a pen. Gets up to look for pen. (see #1) Mmm coffeee. I should at least put on underwear. Nah. Its nice in here this morning. Feed the dog. What was I looking for? Oh. A pen. Mmm coffeeee.. Eat Rufus, you spoiled mutt.Pen Pen Pen. Oh theres my keys. Under the mail. Funny...I never checked yesterdays mail...bill..bill...(see #4) A letter for the guy who owned my house three years ago. I am so tired of writing "return to sender". Delete.
A sale at KMart. WooHoo! What do I need? A canopy for my driveway. New shoes. More coffee. Some bleach. Thats a nice shirt. Office supplies. Pens! Yes. I was looking for a pen. "Ding". Ohh! An instant message! Me: "Good morning!"
Him: "Hi".
Me: "Whats up?"
Him: "Nuthin. Whats up with you?
Me: (looks down...checks penis) "Nothin. Just starting my day. Having coffee. I was doing something...I forget.
Him: "Turn on your cam. Lemme see you."
Me: (looks down) "Im not dressed. Maybe another time"
Him: (wide-eyed smiley) "Oh now I really wanna see!"
Me: (looks down)

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More coffee. What was I doing? Oh. My list of things to do. I need a pen. I needed a pen for...I forget...I should have written it down. Where was I?
Oh.
(see #1)
2. I'll do that in another minute.
#3...sip.
Number 4: delete.
5. Shit..I had a good idea...what was that?
8. Get dressed.
9. Buy pens.

	sheeparebaaad 2003-07-23 21:16 (link)
	Your a funny funny kid...lets just say that ^.^ (Reply to this) (Thread)