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Lets talk about sex, baby
Freud was right you know: sex is everywhere, from the clothes people wear to the advertising boards we see, everything is an attempt to get us turned on, and why? Because the need for sex is one of our most basset instincts, sex works in getting whatever people (usually women) want. As I write this in my uni library, I can look out the window onto the town below and notice all the people going around with their lives, all of us are a result of sex. If not for sex the Earth would stop spinning on its axis and get pulled towards the sun.
Quite frankly I'm amazed anyone ever has any nookie at all, especially in this day and age, what with all the thousands and thousands of people dying from sexually transmitted diseases every day, and when you think about it the whole act isn't very pleasant; a whole lot of juices and bodily parts changing places and entering places. I am very much a virgin, and by the looks of things will remain one for a very long time to come, the whole idea of it terrifies me, you can't just enjoy sex, you have to be good at it. they're are millions of people that make a living out of telling us how to have better sex, it's hard to turn on channel 4 after eight o'clock without hearing snippets of wisdom for a resident 'sexpert' explaining what we mere mortals are doing wrong, can't people just have a laugh at sex? I am useless at pool, I really am rubbish, however I enjoy playing it because it's fun even though I never win, but what about sex? you can't say 'oh I'm rubbish at it but I still enjoy it.' Being a teenage adult with access to the internet I have glanced at my fair share of pornography, but now I can't even derive pleasure from that as every image I view just reminds me how badly I'm getting left behind.
I think I was born in the wrong time, I think I was meant to be born in the 50s before people had sex, what a great time that must have been.
In case you're wondering, yeah I am still single.
Oh and by the way, I got one of those new fangled phones for Christmas, and last week I finally figured out how to receive email on it, so feel free to email my phone at email@example.com
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