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Happy Birthday to Me...and many more!
Today is my official birthday! YAY! I'm 22 and I can already feel myself getting all old and stuff! lol!
Friday Zach, Jason, and myself had taken the day off b/c I wanted to rest up for Saturday nite's main events: the celebration of my burfday! As you saw in the last entry, I happened to get in a wreck no thanks to a stupid ass who wasn't paying attention. The accident happened over at the intersection by Steak n' Shake, where apparently alotta car crashes happen. The bitch in front of me was fumbling with some papers or something and not paying any attention at all and hit the family in front of her who hit a guy in his car infront of them. I had a backside seat of seeing and I saw all this glass and shit just fly all voer the place. Luckily I was paying attention and had enough time to stop without screeching any wheels and hitting her. A cop was on the side of the road and witnessed it all thank god. So I am under the street lights at a complete stop for at least two minutes, thanking the Lord that no one hit me and I didn't hit her, when all of a sudden I hear wheels squealing behind me. I was about to turn around until I felt the impact of the motherfucker driving the truck that hit the back of my car! ARGH! I screamed profanities galore! The dude immediatly gets out, comes to my window and says it was completly his fault. Well, no shit Sherlock. So, the cop who was clocking peeps on the side of the road comes over and says he saw it all and took my insurance info and all that, saying it wasn't my fault. I had to use his cell phone to call up my Grandma to come and get me, b/c the left wheel is squished and will not move. -.- So later on today I have to go to the police station, get the report, and look for estimates and that jazz.
Saturday has to be one of the best days ever in my book, if not THE BEST. It was the celebration of my birthday!!! THe Scooby gang all went to Evansville to have a nice lunch at Hooters, where ZACH embaressed the living hell out of me by having all the gorgeous ladies surround me and sing me their happy bday song. If I were white I would have been so red! They all claimed I turned red anyways. The food was great too. I couldn't even finish my big ass burger I had. Vanessa and Jason drunk some beers. It almost looked as if they were having a contest or something. lol! Ashley called out two dudes behind us that was looking at Patty Todd's thongs. It came out of nowhere. It was funny though. The two dudes tried to play it off. On the way of leaving, Jason had the bright idea of mooning everyone in Chris' truck, which I was in with Andrew, Patty Todd, and Terri. I swear to God himself that everyone gagged and almost puked. I have never EVER seen so much hair on an ass in my entire life! NEVER! IT WAS DISGUSTING! It looked like two furbies having a conversation to each other!!! *GAGS*
Afterwards, Andrew, Terri, and myself were all craving some much needed alcohol! I never ever heard of a gas station who did not sale liquoir! BUT THEY EXSIST! So we are traveling down the busy road and I spot out a lonely store by some railroad tracks. I thought it was some mirage that just appeared. Then I saw the sign APOLLO LIQUORS and we sped over and got some. It was so cheap in there. It was like Christmas shopping or something. We drank and Chris drove to Stephanie's Caberet. We drank more in the parking lot, popped some chewing gum and headed inside. The girls were all nervous but calmed down quickly after seeing what it ws like. I think they were expecting some trashy ass, stinky, STD infested building were the strippers looked like hookers and were all busted. The highlight of the entire night though was when Ashley and Terri had went up and gave the stripper dollars to do dances on them. IT WAS ABSOLUTLY HILARIOUS! LOL! I almost died. The gang also all chipped in to get me in the hot seat were the strippers did some things that I thought was humanly impossible to do. I'm glad I didn't get hard b/c they would have broken my dick in like three places. It was great though. The two best gals there that I liked were Bridget and Morgan..*melts into a puddle* Chris and Andrew got them a private dance back in the back. Chris has fallen in LOVE with the lovely Chloe. I don't think I will ever hear the end of her. Nobody really wanted to leave but we had to head back home and mix us some drinks and we told Marcus, Jeff, and Aaron that we would be back in town at 11pm.
The drive back is always quick when you are coming from Evansville. We got back and it was time to par-tay. Zach was the bartender and mixed us up some nicely done drinks. Kudos to Bartender Small! We got fucked up fast! Terri had gotten me a card, and a bday cake, and paid for my meal at Hooters. I thought that was a little too much really. She really really didn't have ot do all of that! And NO ONE didn't have to do that hot seat for me at the strip joint. lol! Zach and Ash sacrified their home for me so that was a special present to me too I think. But I enjoyed all the presents!! We listened to some music and danced the nite away. Things calmed down a lil' quickly though. Aaron had a asthma attack so Chris had to run him to the ER and Jason got so fucked up he puked, but he got the toilet so things were a-okay. Zach and I stayed up and talked about stuff until Chris and Aaron arrived at about 4 in the morning.
My bday party was the best ever. It was sooo sooo soo sooo sooo soooooo nice to see everyone together all at once again..all my close friends. I almost cried I was so happy :) We need to do things like that more often! Thanks to everyone! I love you all from the bottom of my wittle heart!
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