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Last night after work Jason tried to scare me with a blowhorn he had gotten from Auto Zone. When he tried to let it off the compressed air went back on his fingers nearly freezing them off! LOL! So he didn't scare me. I was going to go home and relax, but he kept bugging me to go over to Zach's to play some Halo, so I gave up and headed over. We tried to scare Ash and Zach while they were in the bathroom talking to each other but it didn't work, then we tried to do it to Ash while she was in the bath tub. She thought we were spraying something on the door, b/c the compressed air was going everywhere. She was screaming, "ZACH! ZAAAAACH! WHAT ARE THEY SPRAYING ON THE DOOR!?! ZAAAAAAAAACH!!!!!!" all the while she was sitting in the tub. lol! We played a couple of rounds of Halo and Ash came out and pressed the horn's button unexpectedly. Scared the shit out of all of us! I think Shiva jumped over their table and perfectly mounted on Zach's lap. lmao. Afterwards, Jason had the idea of going to Patty Todd's house and blowing it while passing by. He followed me and I stuck the horn outside of the car and blew it all the way down her street. We did it to a couple of more too. I also blew it at some guy. Jaon said that Patricia called his cell and said her dogs were going nuts and that it took her like 5 minutes to calm them down. I hope noone else had dogs!! We continued to wake up O'boro (even drove by my grandparent's house and did it) until it started to mess up. It began to leak on my pants and crotch getting them all cold. It started to blow inside the car so I threw the motherfucker out the window. My penis and right thigh were cold for almost 20 minutes. I told Jason tha if I get frostbite on my dick that I'm going to come and rip his off and have it attached to where mine used ot be. It was fun though. Gotta try it again sometime.
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