Jojo (classytrashcan) wrote, @ 2004-01-17 21:34:00

The Generic Teenager Stereotype
Do you drink [alcohol]?: yes
Do you party a lot? How often?: not really
Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?: occasionally
How often do you use the word like in an average hour?: who knows?
Do you skip classes? How often?: used to skip gym alot last year, and I've never been to study, but that's legit now, sorta
Do you have casual sex? Protected?: casual sex should be protected shouldn't it?
Do you steal?: at times
Do you wear inappropriate clothing?: at times i guess
Do you drool over celebrities?: no
Do you watch a lot of TV?: no
Do you ever watch the News?: i read the newspaper more often
Do you even care about world issues?: yes
Do you read books often?: always
Are you failing a lot of your classes?: nope
Do you spend most of your time with your friends?: if I can
Do you smoke cigarettes?: yea but I'm not a smoker
Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens?: not anymore
Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?: rarely
Do you cuss a lot?: fucking a
Are you desperate to fit in?: fit into what?
Are you intelligent?: i guess

The Goth Stereotype
Black lipstick?: no
Black eyeliner?: sometimes
Black eyeshadow?: no
Black trenchcoat?: no coats
Black boots?: tons
Black fishnets?: yes
Black nail polish?: not really
Cigarettes?: meh
Heavy metal music?: yes
Marilyn Manson?: yep
Kittie?: yep
Cradle of Filth?: Lord Abortion=love
Constant frown and perpetual angst?: uh uh
Do you like to be seen as: yes?
Are you an intellectual?: i don't think so
An atheist?: i have my own set of beliefs
Horrible home life?: not horrible, I'm never here
Hopelessly depressed?: I'm not depressed
Suffering with suicidal idealations?: not suffering
Self-mutilation?: ...


The Punk Stereotype
Plaid?: isure
Big black boots?: love 'em
Mohawk?: I kinda want one, but I know I never will
Excessive piercings? [Especially facial]: I want
Loud, confident and opinionated?: oh yea
Wild hair colors?: bah, needs to be fixed
NOFX?: yea
Rancid?: yep
Well versed on political scandals and outrages?: somewhat

The Jock Sterotype
What's your IQ?: higher than 6
Do you watch a lot of sports?: no
Play a lot of sports?: no
Talk a lot about sports?: no
Do you do anything, really, but think about sports?: yes
Are you arrogant?: yes
Are you a male or female whore?: yes, a male one
Are you homophobic?: no
Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident?: it doesn't make you seem confident when you tease someone though?
But really you're a quivering mass of insecurity?: insecurity schminsecurity
Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers:? no

The Girl Stereotype
Do you spend a lot of time on your appearence?: no
Have you ever been on a diet?: mm..the smoking diet?
How much did you lose?: 20
Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder?: no eating disorders for me
Make yourself throw up?: I hate throwing up
Make-up?: gross
Low-cut tops?: tank tops I guess
Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it?: no
Giggle a lot?: when I'm fucked up
What's the deal with boys?: they're assholes
YM, Teen, Cosmo, at all?: not huge into magazines
Who's the weaker sex?: heh, sex weakens everyone
Are you a feminist?: no
How often do you shave your legs?: when I deem it necessary...
How about your armpits?: everyday
Are you emotional?: I try not to be

This Or That
Originality or Acceptance?: originality
Independence or Companionship?: independance
Stability or Freedom?: freedom
Personal or Interpersonal?: personal
Introvert or Extrovert?: extro-
Popularity or Isolation?: isolation
Unique or Loved?: unique
Understood or Individual?: individual
You or Them?: them, always