chris kirkpatrick (chriskeeto) wrote, @ 2003-08-27 07:24:00

Current mood:	giddy
Current music:	theme song guy

emporer's new groove! *scoops christopher up and carries him downstairs then settles into the couch to watch it* this is the best movie ever christopher


literally

You are most likely to fuck Chris. He is the oldest
and , in my opinion, the ugliest.


Which member of NSYNC are you most likely to fuck?
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What Is Your Battle Cry?

Sprinting along the mountains, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a reflective halberd, cometh Chriskeeto! And he gives a low howl: "I'm going to beat you like a first grade teacher, and grin like a fucking maniac!!!"

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	jennee_garth 2003-08-27 09:28 (link)
	You're going to make that poor kid sit with you and smell you're stink...you should have showered first...*plugs Christophers nose jokingly then lets go* I'm about to spray you with the hose.... (Reply to this) (Thread)

	chriskeeto 2003-08-27 10:19 (link)
	it's ok cause he smells too *sto* there's a reason mandah calls him "stinky" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jennee_garth 2003-08-27 11:20 (link)
	I'm still gonna hose you down...When are you giving the dogs a bath? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chriskeeto 2003-08-27 11:25 (link)
	i dunno, later? now? you wanna help? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jennee_garth 2003-08-27 11:26 (link)
	Heck yeah I'm helping. *smiles big* (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chriskeeto 2003-08-27 11:36 (link)
	okie let me change then *bounces christopher and goes upstairs, changing into swim trunks, ski goggles, swimming nose plug, boxers on my head and yellow rubber gloves on my hands* *comes back down* ok let's go *voice sounds weird because of the plug* (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jennee_garth 2003-08-27 11:39 (link)
	*DIES* OH. MY. GOD. Do you have any idea what you look like?? *Cracks up* (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chriskeeto 2003-08-27 12:05 (link)
	*looks down at myself then back up at you blankly* what? *shrugs and whistles, heading out, soon followed by the three dogs, barking and jumping around my feet* (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jennee_garth 2003-08-27 12:19 (link)
	boxers on my head Care to explain that one?? *follows you outside* (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chriskeeto 2003-08-27 12:34 (link)
	keep my hair dry, duh *looks around and finds the hose, dragging it out* ok doggies, sit still (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jennee_garth 2003-08-27 12:52 (link)
	*shakes head* you need to get your hair wet...all the fun of washing the dogs is gettin wet... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chriskeeto 2003-08-27 12:58 (link)
	nooo the fun of washing the dogs *looks over at them and switches the hose on, spraying them out of nowhere. grins when they yip and start running around, chasing them with the spray of water* is this *grins wider* (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jennee_garth 2003-08-27 12:59 (link)
	*cracks up* oh lord...How in the world are you going to keep them still while trying to wash them?? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	xo_willa 2003-08-27 13:09 (link)
	*peeks outside* get puppy nice and clean. he is smelly. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chriskeeto 2003-08-27 13:28 (link)
	gotcha *turns the hose on puppy and grins when he yips and tries to run away* and jen, i am gettin' them clean. duh (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	xo_willa 2003-08-27 13:36 (link)
	chris. *runs out and grabs puppy and brings him inside* is daddy being mean to you? come on lets go take a bath *pets her and heads upstairs* (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chriskeeto 2003-08-27 13:40 (link)
	*snickers and looks around for layla, who's curled up with christopher and eyeing me warily* oh sure. hide behind the baby. good thing you're not a big viscious breed or anything *sprays jen's feet* (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	xo_willa 2003-08-27 13:45 (link)
	*comes back down a little while later with puppy wrapped in a towel* some people are nice when they give their dogs a bath and some people are just plain mean. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chriskeeto 2003-08-27 13:50 (link)
	*grins* but it's fun. korea likes it, don't you? *snickers when she starts running away and sprays her bum* weee fun (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jennee_garth 2003-08-27 13:56 (link)
	What in the world are you sprayin my feet for....*jumps back* (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chriskeeto 2003-08-27 13:59 (link)
	you said the fun part was gettin' wet (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jennee_garth 2003-08-27 14:01 (link)
	Okay Mr. I wear boxers on my head... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chriskeeto 2003-08-27 14:34 (link)
	it's fun *sto* (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jennee_garth 2003-08-27 14:56 (link)
	Can I take pictures and sell them on Ebay? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chriskeeto 2003-08-27 14:59 (link)
	*shrugs* sure, someone out there has a video of me throwin' a midget into a swimming pool, so why not (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jennee_garth 2003-08-27 15:09 (link)
	ARE YOU KIDDING ME? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chriskeeto 2003-08-27 15:12 (link)
	*coughs and grins* didn't mean for that to get on tape. but yeah *snickers* (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jennee_garth 2003-08-27 15:17 (link)
	Okay...now I'm going to ask why you were throwing a midget into a pool.... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chriskeeto 2003-08-27 15:22 (link)
	he was so askin' for it dude (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jennee_garth 2003-08-27 15:32 (link)
	asking for what?? What did he do (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chriskeeto 2003-08-27 15:38 (link)
	*shrugs* beats me, i don't remember. i was probably intoxicated at the time (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jennee_garth 2003-08-27 15:41 (link)
	*shakes head* I think you need to be banned from all alcohol (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chriskeeto 2003-08-27 15:51 (link)
	*eyes widen in terror* NOOO! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jennee_garth 2003-08-27 15:54 (link)
	You say no like it's a bad thing (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chriskeeto 2003-08-27 16:12 (link)
	you can't take my alcohol away. here. i'll give you. uh. *looks around and finds a rock* bob. my pet rock. have him *holds it out* (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jennee_garth 2003-08-27 16:52 (link)
	I don't want bob...you can keep him. *turns to walk into the house and heads toward the bar then looks back at you and smirks* (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chriskeeto 2003-08-27 16:58 (link)
	*squeaks and goes running after you, firmly planting myself between you and the bar* no *tries to look threatning* (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jennee_garth 2003-08-27 17:07 (link)
	*stops and smirks* gottcha *turns on her heal and walks away laughing* (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chriskeeto 2003-08-27 17:22 (link)
	*growls at you* i hate you *grabs a beer and drinks some* you shouldn't threaten a man's beer. that's like. i don't know. a chick's. something. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jennee_garth 2003-08-27 17:31 (link)
	HEY...saying you hate me is not nice...you know you don't hate me...*frowns* (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chriskeeto 2003-08-27 17:41 (link)
	you shouldn't try to take away my beer you know *dips my finger in and flicks a little at you* quit frownin', you're prettier when you smile (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jennee_garth 2003-08-27 11:25 (link)
	*dies* What Is Your Battle Cry? Striding along the mini-mall parking lot, carrying a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Jennifer! And she gives a spectacular scream: "I'm going to beat the flaming shit out of you!!!" Find out! Enter username: Are you a girl, or a guy ? created by beatings : powered by monkeys (Reply to this) (Thread)

	chriskeeto 2003-08-27 12:06 (link)
	*cries and hides* (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jennee_garth 2003-08-27 12:18 (link)
	Dude, that's hilarious!! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)