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Professor-rat (buttdarling) wrote,
@ 2012-08-03 14:42:00
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    Born to bum
    Working class hero Luke Russert, who has been “… sweating it out in the streets of a runaway American dream since 1985” (if by ‘streets’ you mean the one that ran from parents very lovely home to elitey St. Albans to Boston College to a highly-paid undeserved gig at 30 Rock) is still very concerned that real hardworking Joes like himself will be offended having to listen to that elitist lady who grew up in Oklahoma (which is just like Massachusetts only hoity-toytier) at the Democratic National Convention.

    After being roundly mocked for attempting to point out that Elizabeth Warren is a Commie With A Blue Dress On because she hates on America’s dreamy bankster sweethearts, Luke put on his workpants, grabbed his lunch pail and hopped into his Chevy (which is totally chrome wheeled, fuel injected and steppin out over the line) and screamed down the boulevard on a last chance power drive to the Hill looking for fellow working stiffs like himself who have a real sense of What America Wants: MORE ON...

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