Alexander (brecheiniog) wrote, @ 2003-04-21 02:25:00

Current mood:

horny

Lord. The earth moved...well, the Closet moved, thanks to lady_lutetium. Thankfully, I managed to time our orgasm to that our sexual power didn't make the world end, but any quakes of the building we caused by us at it madly earlier.

I do not apologise.

I feel all good. I feel all sated and full up, like a cat who's just eaten a barrel-full of sparrows.

I feel horny. Ye gods, why do I always have to work myself over after sex? Ah, of course. It's the sexual wiles and incredible stamina of a vampire, that's what it is. I must say that I am damned good. Probably the best bloke in the school at shagging.

But who is the best girl? See, Lutetium...woah. You just have to look at The Huge Great Big Giant Book of Elf Sex (all volumes) to see her prodigious talent. But agent_lee - she's software. She downloads things at the drop of a hat, is tireless, is very bendy...

I propose a threesome to see who is Queen of Shagging here in Suewarts. I, will of course, judge. However, tickets are on sale in my Closet for anyone who wishes to spectate, and the extended DVD version will be out in the summer.

	lady_lutetium 2003-04-21 06:29 (link)
	Who is this agent_lee? Alexander, surely you know I am better, I am a living breathing, being. I can't believe you would even insinuate that I wasn't the best! Some one needs a bit more punishment... I am always up for anything, in regards to talent testing. If you are going to be selling tickets, I better get a cut, you naughty boy! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: brecheiniog 2003-04-21 08:56 (link)
	Agent Lee is a Matrix Sue, and is fully programmable, hence her knowing everything. Of course, I'm sure you could educate her on the finer points of sexual intercourse, yet she does learn so quickly... 25% cut? I get the requisite 50% agents fee, and I'll have to pay for ticket printing and advertising And yes, I always need to be punished (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: lady_lutetium 2003-04-21 13:41 (link)
	I have encountered your 'Agent Lee'. *looks distasteful* She is quite attractive, I don't like to share my secrets though. 25% cut sounds excellent, dear boy. When did you become a pimp? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: brecheiniog 2003-04-21 14:28 (link)
	I became a pimp for a few months in 1967. Summer of Love and all that. Spike and me, what a team we made - very popular for threesomes, I seem to recall Ah, memories, how I love thee (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: lady_lutetium 2003-04-21 14:32 (link)
	Alexander, you are evil! Mentioning memories in front of me...definately should punish you again...*smiles demurely and winks* (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: brecheiniog 2003-04-21 14:38 (link)
	*growls and vamps out* That was before my little...problem... Hippies have the most interesting blood. I think it must be all the dope they smoke (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: lady_lutetium 2003-04-21 14:46 (link)
	My dear boy, I was mentioning my problem! The only things I remember before Suewarts is how to shag and some of the beings I've shagged. They smoke something quite similar to Shire weed, I imagine. Oh, you look exceptionally sexy when you are vampy, as I am sure you know... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: brecheiniog 2003-04-21 14:59 (link)
	Surely remembering the shagging is the best bit? And you look bloody sexy all laid out on my bed, you know. Leather does things to your cleavage that is simply irresistible Shire weed? Do you think there may be a way of getting some? I can see a whole new business opportunity before my very eyes (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: lady_lutetium 2003-04-21 15:01 (link)
	I have some with me my dear boy. But it is for my own private use. I only share it with those I am intimate with. *winks again* (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: brecheiniog 2003-04-21 15:20 (link)
	*grins pointily* And have we been...intimate...enough, Demure One? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: lady_lutetium 2003-04-21 15:23 (link)
	Perhaps...but I don't think I have enough for you to go into business with, not that I would part with my supply. You are welcome to come by my room later where we can...um, experiment...with some. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: brecheiniog 2003-04-21 15:42 (link)
	*pouts* I shall stick to the selling of tickets for threesomes then, which I'm sure will prove to be extremely lucrative. I haven't seen your room yet. Is it as demure as you? Experimentation...my favourite word of all time, Divine Creature (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: lady_lutetium 2003-04-21 15:45 (link)
	Of course my room is as Demure as myself. Would you expect anything less from me? Quit your pouting! I may look into a supplier for you if...if you like the experiment. *her eyes gleam mischieviously* (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: brecheiniog 2003-04-21 15:51 (link)
	Then, Milady, I shall endeavour to please you in every way that is available. Which is not hard, unless you care to delve into the depths of my leather trousers at this moment in time... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: lady_lutetium 2003-04-21 16:08 (link)
	*looks at the trousers, tempted* No, best not do that just yet, but come later and I shall definately do something for you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: brecheiniog 2003-04-21 16:19 (link)
	I shall be there, panting with desire, outside your door (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: lady_lutetium 2003-04-21 16:32 (link)
	Excellent! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tristan_thor 2003-04-21 14:16 (link)
	I was wondering what the quakes were about. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: brecheiniog 2003-04-21 14:30 (link)
	It was the Sexual Magnetism. We'll try and tone it down, but I don't think I want to (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)