If only you knew, then maybe you'd understand! (boyzconfoozme) wrote, @ 2003-10-17 20:41:00

Current mood:

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The random things you hear when you're tripping out.
Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fishburger and I realize, "Oh my God... I could be eating a slow learner."

A lady came up to me on the street and pointed at my suede jacket. "You know a cow was murdered for that jacket"? she sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone, "I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too."

I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.

I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.

	(Anonymous) 2003-10-18 01:24 (link)
	if you dont cut my hair...its not getting cut... (Reply to this) (Thread)

	ivylicksgoats 2003-10-20 00:07 (link)
	well maybe your hair will just have to be ripped out (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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