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this is what i missed school 4? then i should have gone
ok so my cell phone starts beepin, b/c i set it as my alarm clock..it must have been beepin 4 like a few mins. cuz i set it 4 8:45 and i shut it off at 8:52 lol neways, i woke up..brushed my teeth, got dressed, went 2 the orthodontist..this lady, dont remember her name but she's been there 4 a while..i just dont normally have her workin on my teeth, well she takes me into this lil room and says ok sit down so i did and she's jokin around how i wearin shorts and its cold outside and blah blah blah. she starts inspectin my teeth like im containin a bomb inside of me..she hands me the mirror..and right then, i knew it was gonna go down hill!! im sittin there lookin at my self in a stupid ass mirror while she forces a tiny piece of floss in between my teeth..i guess the blood didn't stop her cuz it just kept comin and comin. and she did this like 4 10 mins. floss a tooth, move 2 the next 4 2 min. floss a tooth and move 2 the next, etc. well finally she stopped and since i was tryin 2 stop the bleedin my tongue was red, from blood. my teeth were bleedin and i was quickly matchin my red shirt. so she let me rinse my mouth out. i went back after rinsin and sat down. i picked a color 4 my braces and then she started puttin them on on my upper teeth, she said she wasnt sure what dr. wilson wanted 2 do w/ the bottom teeth..so she got the info and came back, after dr. wilson came in and looked at me. then this lady tells me i havta wear rubberbands..i started moanin! not the sexual moan but the moan like "i h8 u u fuckin asshole" type..so i sat there while she handed me the same damn mirror and showed me what hooks they were going on..so i nodded and smiled as she gave me 3 freakin bags of colored rubberbands..and she told me i hadta go put them on and then dr. wilson would check me 4 one final time..i got them on and i was immediately imaginin my friends faces (b/c theyre not on 2 hooks -one bottom one top- theyre on one top hook and then TWO!!! bottom ones) so i look like a freakin vampire..and 2 some, that might b cool..but NO!! i can hardly get my tongue outta my mouth b/c the rubber bands are so close and i cant lick my lips so my lips r like..eww..and they couldnt give me the BIG rubberbands..they gave me the small ones..and i asked her "do i havta wear them at night or all day?" and she goes "at night..wait..no, 24/7" AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! y me? y do i havta deal w/ these gay ass rubberbands? i should have skipped the appt. and just gone 2 school but noooo. and the worst thing bout this..is my dad said "well, just picture all the guys yellin 'foxy' at ya when u have straight teeth" and he just kept goin on bout how i'll look good when i have my braces off..i just felt like sayin "wow dad! ur the best. thanx 4 cheerin me up, asshole!" -grins- well time 2 tylenol :(
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