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Belie (bluesylvia) wrote,
@ 2009-10-01 21:12:00
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    From Mum

    John Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN ) for 6 am.

    While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA ) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG )

    He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA ), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE ) and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA)

    After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet (MADE IN INDIA )he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO ) to see how much he could spend today.

    After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN ) to the radio (MADE IN INDIA ) he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY ) filled it with GAS (from Saudi Arabia ) and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.

    At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking his Computer (made in MALAYSIA ), John decided to relax for a while.

    He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL ), poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN FRANCE ) and turned on his TV (MADE IN INDONESIA ), and then wondered why he can't find a good paying job in AMERICA

    AND NOW HE'S HOPING HE CAN GET HELP FROM A PRESIDENT

    MADE IN KENYA

    Y'all gotta Keep this one circulating, please!


    Oh dear, oh dear...


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agargara
2009-10-02 00:58 (link)
To be fair, it's not very environmentally friendly to import oranges from Australia when we could import them locally!

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agargara
2009-10-02 00:59 (link)
(these were my thoughts as I bought 3 oranges that said "product of Australia" on the sticker)

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bluesylvia
2009-10-02 01:01 (link)
Uh, no hard-working American wants to pick oranges.

I don't think he understand the email. Only GOOD jobs like being a president and inventing things is right for Americans.

God, what are you? A communist? >:( DOWN WITH OBAMAO!

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