Lucky, the Lizard Killer
Killed: 2 blue-tongue lizards (the most recent just last week!)
Injured: 1 lizard. 1 Maltese terrier.
Don't be fooled by his "I'm a gentle soul who only wants to be loved" act! Can be identified by an inability to keep his head and body still when wagging his tail, and an inbuilt alarm clock mechanism (will whine daily at 5pm for his dinner).
Approach with caution!*
*If you're a lizard. Otherwise, he's a total pushover <3
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