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Report Card
I don't get why teachers can give us report cards and we can't give them report cards. I've decided to correct that problem. So here is my teacher's report card. With comments!
Smithtown High School and Freshman Campus - Report Card - Quarter 1
Mrs. Anderson
AP World History
Grade: C
Effort/Citizenship: 1
Comments: Too nice. Knows her topic decently. Does her best with a course that is boring as hell. Voice is too irritating - sounds like a mouse squeaking in one's ear for 40 minutes. Try to improve upon this for next quarter - I've heard they have operations that can be done on the voice box. Or maybe just take the whole voice box out. It would improve your average.
Mr. Corcoran
English Honors
Grade: B
Effort/Citizenship: 2
Comments: Funny in a 'dry teacher' sort of way. Grades too hard. You should want us to do well and give us easy tests. Kind of mean at times. Grade was upped from a C+ to a B because you told the soft-shelled reptilian egg kid to shut up and that you hated him.
Ms. Caronia
French 2
Grade: D
Effort/Citizenship: 1
Comments: Nice as Hell. Boring as Hell. Oblivious as Hell. Should probably learn not to confuse Spanish and English. I'm afraid that I find it hard to stay awake in your class. You should try to be more exciting. Get a new hairstyle. And don't drip sweat on my paper. This is actually considered gross.
Mrs. Majuk
Science R
Grade: C
Effort/Citizenship: 1
Comments: Double period with you should be considered real tourture. Forget the death penalty, just come to science for all eternity! Sure, you're nice, but nice can only get you so far. Being interesting helps. And treating students like they're 9th graders is always nice. Because, you know, we actually are in 9th grade. Contrary to popular belief, we are not in kindergarten. *gasp* But you introduced me to Yanni (yeah east side!), and so I didn't fail you.
Mr. Forazano
Math AB
Grade: A
Effort/Citizenship: 1
Comments: Excellent teaching skills. Funny. Nice. Easy class. Manages to make the class kind of interesting. At least the part where we're not talking about math. Dare I say it...I think I shall: Bravo.
Mr. Gunsel
Creative Writing 1
Grade: B+
Effort/Citizenship: 2
Comments: My favorite class besides lunch. At times you're really nice but then you get these streaks where you act a lot like a real teacher, which is weird. When you're normal you're cool. And you named your son after Luke Skywalker, which makes you a nerd, which makes you cool.
Mrs. Davis
Orchestra
Grade: B
Effort/Citizenship: 1
Comments: Well, I have to say that it's a lot better than middle school with the Bocshinator. Just slow down the tempos woman! And don't make us write essays on tuning. I mean, God gave us mouths so that we could talk. So we were just thanking Him for His gift to us by using it. You shouldn't make us write an essay for worshiping God!
Accumulative Quarter 1 Average: 2.3
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(Anonymous)
2003-11-15 12:18
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i think you graded mrs. anderson and mrs. majuk very accurately! mrs. anderson's voice is so irritating that i want to rip that curly afro puff hair of hers out. and mrs. majuk is so dull and boring, double period science is torture!!! and she really does treat us like kintergardeners. thank god for you and emily and yanni cuz then i probably would kill myself, haha.
~steph
p.s. im working on getting you a livejournal if only i could find that damn community! lol(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread) |
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