Billy (billypalooza) wrote, @ 2004-06-06 03:30:00

Billy for Mayor: OH OH
Billy for Mayor: today at the mall
Billy for Mayor:at Dillard's again
MechanicalMonky: oh no
Billy for Mayor: after the awful scene with the mannequins and the old women, i tried to make a quick exit
Billy for Mayor: but i got lost in the maze of cosmetic counters that blocks the entrance
Billy for Mayor: i was in the middle of like 10 of them and the women were coming at me with the blush brushes and i was screaming and yelling for someone to help
Billy for Mayor: but no one helped, of course.
Billy for Mayor:and i left looking 5 years younger, with rosy red cheeks and beautifully moisturized cheekbones
MechanicalMonky: HAHAHAHAHAHHA
MechanicalMonky: omg
MechanicalMonky: that has to be one of the funniest things youve ever said
Billy for Mayor: hahah that was my brain tumor talking
Billy for Mayor: yay thanks!
Billy for Mayor: you should make a note of that somewhere
Billy for Mayor: and write your Congressman and nominate me for a Purple Heart