Billy (billypalooza) wrote, @ 2004-05-29 03:47:00

Billy for Mayor: usually im able to start fires when drunk without any effort whatsoever
MechanicalMonky: I think I did that, too..... Jess asked me to light her cigarette, and I think I caught her hair on fire
Billy for Mayor: that's what she gets for wearing so much hairspray
Billy for Mayor: she's killing the planet goddamnit
MechanicalMonky: thats what I said, but she was too busy screaming to listen to me
Billy for Mayor: women. how rude.