Billy (billypalooza) wrote, @ 2004-05-12 21:17:00

Billy for Mayor: oh someone help!
Billy for Mayor: i've just experienced severe emotional damages
Billy for Mayor: i just had to call the abercrombie hotline
Billy for Mayor: it was like a gay bar being piped directly into my ear
Billy for Mayor: sweet jesus!
Billy for Mayor: i stayed on the line as long as i could but eventually the techno and the voice of some awful limp-wristed queen babbling about Pink being the new white, whatever the fuck that means, became unbearable, and i had to hang up.
Billy for Mayor: o the horror! i wish the Lord would take me!